South park gay romance

This story takes place in season 3 episode 9 right after the brofloskies take kenny to jew camp (Thats a joke by matt and trey) Its like a summer camp for jews. You can watch this episode on southparkstudios.com1


I look around in the autotorium where the new jew scouts were being enishiated, as the leader of the jew camp is blabbering on about something. Then he asks "Would all the new jew scouts please raise there hand?" I look at Kenny sitting next to me and say "that's you ken" So he raises his hand. 2

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"Would all the new jew scouts come up here please" The people who were new went up there. The first person goes up and the leader says "Repeat after me. Na hich kiem*" The person says "na hich kiem" and he puts a bell over his head and hits it. This went on for a while until it gets to kenny. He does the same thing except he ducks when he puts the bell over his head. Once that was all done we were being led to another building to do other activites. 4

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When we were half way to the other building kenny asked "Why don't we just go behind that other building and talk, the things we will do in there will probly suck anyway." "ohkay" i said. 6

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We walked behind a building and brushed the snow off the ground to sit on. We just sat there. After a while of sitting there Kenny said "How long have we been friends?" I thought for a minute and said "About 10 years. I met you when i was seven, so yeah, 10 years." 8

"Man that's a long time." He gazed at me with his dark hazel eyes, and i thought I was going to collapse. "It would be cartman's 17th birthday today." kenny said to me with the sound of pain in his voice. "I hope he made it up to heaven" kenny said with a tear running down his cheak. I took my thumb and rubbed it off. After i rubbed the tear off i realized i was only 1 nose away from his lips. My head went aback a little and i looked down at the ground , when i did kenny put his hand on my chin and pulled it up and looked into my eyes again, i thought i was going to melt on the snow right there, I was so hot. Then he leaned in towards me and said " I love you"9

I was shocked, confused and overjoyed at the same time! I tried to say i love you back but i just couldn't. 10

At that moment kenny gently put both his hands on my face. And leaned foward and pressed his lips against mine. It felt so good, like nothing I had ever even dreamed of before. 11

Kenny pulled our lips apart slowly, and looked at me. "I have always loved you kyle. Always" I felt that i had to say somthing, and i tried with all my might. But it came out so faint i didn't think that anyone could have heard me "I love you". But the second that tiny little sound came out kenny beamed with happiness. 12

Kenny kissed me again and leaned on me until my back was pressed against the snow. Then he started unbotening my jacket. From the top to the bottem. Then he slipped my shirt off and started sliding his fingertips over my chest. I felt tingly all over, like every other second he sent a new surge of tingle through my body.13

I pulled him down at me and started kissing him. The weight of his body kinda hurt but i didn't care. Kenny started massaging my tounge with his tounge. And after a few minutes of that, I said to him "I love you ken" and, in eachothers arms, he said "I love you too"14