Fwoosh

So, you were just born, and suddenly: YOU'RE AN UGLY BABY! People are screaming at your parents because you're so ugly! What do you do? Spray some FWOOSH on, and it'll make it all better!1

You're five years old, and trying to ride a bike: you suck at it! What do you do? Spray on some FWOOSH, and it'll turn that bike into a BRAND NEW CAR! That may not solve your bike problem, but the car comes with a driver....2

Now, it comes in THREE DIFFERENT FLAVORS! Raspberry, cherry, and BLUEBERRY!!!3

No one's QUITE sure what the flavors are for, but hey! they smell nice! 4

FWOOSH: Good luck with that car!

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