Deidara opened his eyes lightly and casted his gaze to where Neko was. Her face was too angelic, with a smile perking up her features. Deidara reached over and ran his finger tips along her cat ears, watching them twitch with glee. That was the cutest part. Her lips were parted, blowing soft breezes on his neck. Goosebumps betrayed him, and raced across his skin. "Mmmaster?" He watched as she woke up, and began stretching like a cat. Deidara looked with interest, thinking about how she was treated. "Does Neko have to see Leader today, Master?" Deidara shook his head, scarcely remembering the meeting yesterday. "Master, does Neko bother her Master?" She asked, sitting on her legs. Deidara stared at her star-like eyes as they shimmered from the little sunlight. He didn't know how to answer. "No, hmm. What did your old Master do to you, hmm?" He raised a brow. 1
Neko didn't reply, but her saddened face was all Deidara needed to know. Orochimaru was a sick bastard, but this was low. "Neko's last Master made her do things, like this." She climbed over to Deidara's lap, biting on his collar bone. Deidara bit his lip, trying to hide his surprised. "And this . . ." She trailed her nose along his neck, and up to his lips, where she placed a soft kiss.2
Deidara stared in amazement at Neko. She didn't look older than him, and yet the 50 year old Sanin was making her pleasure him? What a fucker! Deidara was sickened when he found out that this was very pleasurable for him. "What else, hmm?" Deidara asked, suddenly realizing what he said. Her hands slid down to his waist, where her nails pinched his skin lightly. 3
He couldn't help but to moan at her perfect movements. His attitude went to sulking as she stopped, staring at him with a curious expression. "What, hmm?"
"Master made a funny sound, Neko's never heard it before." Deidara glared at the ceiling. Orochimaru never even told her how delicious this felt? "That is how Master shows that he likes that, hmm," he explained, sitting up. Neko slid closer to him, moving his unkempt hair away from his face. Deidara was a little miff when his scope was gone. "Master is very beautiful, better than last Master." Neko giggled, moving his hair behind his ear. "Deidara, are you in there?" He switched his gaze towards the door, hearing Kisame's voice. "We're playing poker again, you in?" Neko tilted her head. "Who's Deidara? What's Poker?" His name rolled off Neko's tongue so gently, that Deidara felt hard just thinking about it. 4
When Deidara was fully clothed, Kisame barged in, impatient at Deidara's silence. "Deidara, are you-"
"Fishy!" Neko growled, pouncing onto Kisame. Deidara quickly grabbed Neko's waist, tugging her off of him. "That does not please Master, Neko, hmm!" He felt Neko stop suddenly, and she recoiled around his legs, glaring at Kisame. "Alright! I'm going to slice that thing if she attacks me one more time!" Kisame threatened, holding his hand. Deidara pet Neko's hair, kneeling to her side. "You just have to show her that your not for eating, and that your not going to hurt me, hmm," Deidara explained as he ran his fingers across Neko's cheek, and she leaned her head into his hand. "What?"
"Just kneel down and offer your hand. Don't hurt Kisame, alright, Neko, hmm?" Neko peered at him, smiling. 'Don't bite Fish?"
"No, hmm." 5
Kisame sighed in frustration, getting to his knees. Neko crawled slowly to his side, rubbing her head on his hip. Kisame carefully set his hand onto her head, scratching behind her ears. She purred gently, using her hands, on Kisame's thigh, to reach up to his ear, where it has swollen. Deidara started to become jealous as Neko licked the injury, saying she was sorry. "Kis-a-me doesn't taste like fish," she admitted, pushing his head gently with her forehead. Kisame chuckled, standing back up. "I get that a lot. So Deidara, are you playing?" 6
Neko smiled as Hidan let her see his card, but he wasn't really paying attention. Deidara, Hidan, Kisame, Itachi, and Sasori were playing poker, each had their own strategy. Neko crawled under the table and back into Deidara's lap, propping her head onto his shoulder, like she was tired. "Hidan has three As, a lady, a 7, and two guys with a crown," she whispered in his ear, licking the lobe. Deidara held in a groan as her fingers slowly massaged his waist. "Hey, quit having a boner, Deidara," Hidan chuckled, setting another card down. "What? I couldn't hear you over Neko telling me how sexier I was than you, hmm." Hidan looked totally blank. Neko played along and slid her tongue along Deidara's jaw. "Fuck you, Deidara." 7
When the card game was over, Deidara took Neko outside for a walk. She seemed to enjoy the fresh air, and a chance to run. "Master?" He looked down to her, seeing that frisky face once more. "Tag!" She touched his thigh with her hand before sprinting off. Deidara felt himself pulsing with arousal. He made several clay birds, sending them all to look for Neko while he used foot trails. 8
A bird came back, chirping lightly. He followed it to a small river, noticing Neko's tail twitching around a tree branch. "Neko, I see you, hmm."
"Master!" Neko jumped from the tree, knocking them both over. "Ow, hmm." Deidara rubbed his cheek in pain. Neko observed his movements, her ears once more flattened on her head. "Master is hurt?" She questioned, licking a small amount of blood that trickled from his cheek. "It's alright, I'll get it bandaged-"
"No! Let Neko get it!" She whimpered, pinning him to the ground. Deidara felt his heart beat fiercely against his chest as she ripped some of skirt Konan gave her. Now it went to her thighs. "Neko . . ."
"Neko's sorry!" She cried, tears forming in her eyes. "I'm OK, Neko. I'm not ma-" Deidara trailed off as Neko pressed her skirt bandage against his cheek. She was crying. "Neko." He was surprised how strong his voice was. Neko turned her gaze to him, quickly scrambled away. "Neko didn't mean it, Master!" She sobbed, carefully sliding into the woods. "Neko! Come back, hmm!" Deidara took out more bird, casting them out to find Neko.
