Pregnancy for Nummies, chapter 3

"How are your arms?" I ask Christian who is eating some cereal and relaxing.1

He shrugs and ties his hair back, he went really quiet after we left my bedroom, it's like the bedroom is his focal point of relaxation, it's strange, yet understandable, you sleep in a bedroom.2

"What are you?" I question and he smirks, licking his top lip from the milk that was there.3

"I am an arianos Elf." He answers and I cock my head to one side.4

"There are different types of elves?" I question and he smiles.5

"Yes, of course, I am a huiman sized elf, a iranik elf is a medium size elf, about my waist height and a minuti elf is an elf about my ankle height." He answers, looking at me like he is going to pinch my cheeks.6

"Don't pinch my cheeks." I warn him and he laughs, looking at me so sweetly.7

"You remind me of the iranik elves, you're sweet and caring, and blush at things that involve sex." He compliments me and I blush at the mention of sex.8

"You finished eating?" I ask, avoiding a lot of things by distracting myself.9

"Yeah, here, I'll do the dishes and I'll be out of your hair." He says and stands up, picking up his bowl.10

"What if I still don't want you to leave?" I ask him and he shrugs.11

"Then I can't leave." He answers and I rest my chin on the table, I don't want him to leave, I like having some one around me at home. 12

My thoughts are scattered as a nasty voice in my head says the things that may haunt me the rest of my life.13

'Maybe you just want him in your bed, taking advantage of his body like the other keepers.' Those thoughts make me wince and he frowns at me.14

"What's wrong?" He asks and I shake my head.15

"I don't want to be like the other keepers, if you want to leave it is up to you." I sigh and he puts his bowl down, sitting on my lap.16

He hugs me and I am in shock, well atleast it was the heart stopping kiss I had before, but it is still very nice, just the warmth of the hug.17

"I'm not going until you want me to." He assures me and kisses my forehead, so gentle.18

"Now that you're attached to me I have no choice." He teases and I sigh heavily, is it that bloody obvious?19

He gets off my lap and walks into the kitchen with our bowls, my heart hurts to know that though I may not love the guy, I do want him around.20

All of a sudden there is loud bashing at the front door, it makes me jump. I get off the chair and run to the door, opening it quickly with Jarrah by my side.21

A huge barrel of a man falls inside onto my floor, as gigantic fire balls hit an invisible barrier at the lines of my property.22

"Get your wand, we can't let the humans see this."Christian orders and I run into my bedroom, grabbing the wand with my heart pounding hard.23

I run back to them and Christian grabs the wand, shouting something that I can't quite understand, then poof, the fire balls are gone like they were never there.24

"I'm glad you decided to keep me Keeper, or this carrier would not have made it." Christian says coursely and helps the burnt man to his feet, pressing his hand to the mans swallen belly.25

"When is he due?" Christian asks the man and the man mutters something to Christian that I can't here.26

"Shit, get towels Keeper, lots and lots of towels, you're gonna witness the messiness that is the birth of an incubus baby." Christian says and I stair in horror, a man having a baby?27

I grab the basket of towels and carry it to them, Christian is rubbing the mans lower back.28

"How is this physically possible?" I ask, petrified for the poor man.29

"Everything is possible in our world Keeper, an incubus is not the strangest, go get your kit and a big bowl of water." Christian says calmly and lays out some towels on the tiles, making the man lie on them.30

I get my vile kit and a big bowl of water, watching in horror as Christian tears the mans shirt off.31

"Where is your partner?" Christian asks the man calmly and the man whispers something in another language.32

"Kepper, go call the Mercy Hospital and ask for a Dr Venette, now." Christian orders me and I grab my phone, watching him heal the mans burns with bile green vial. It is amazing how good he is at this.33

I call the hospital and ask for a Dr. Venette, he comes to the phone quickly.34

'Yes?' The doctor asks shortly.35

"Some guy is having a baby on my floor." I sigh, unable to make anything normal about that.36

'Which safe house?' The doctor asks sharply and I look at Christian.37

"North." Christian says to me and I repeat it into the phone, the doctor hangs up on me.38

Two secounds later there is a knock at the door, inpatient and hard, it makes me grumble.39

I answer the door and a tall willowy man in a lab coat walks in, straight passed me and sits on the other side of the man on the floor.40

"All incubus are partners with doctors." Christian shrugs and the doctor kisses the pregnant man, the power that comes from them makes Christian crawl backwards, bumping into my leg.41

It's like watching a train wreck, it's horrific yet you can't turn away for fear of missing something.42

The man who is lying down screams and his stomach is torn apart, the doctor carefully taking the child out, of the mess before the stomach begins to heal, the man who is lying down sobs and burries his face into the doctors leg.43

"Holy fuck." I breathe and cover my mouth.44

"Told you it was messy and physically possible." Christians voice comes to me and I look down at him, he looks fine, I must look like death after seeing that.45

"How many times have you seen that?" I mutter and he shrugs.46

"Once a year atleast, incubus are sex creatures, so there has to be many more, though I do know that one incubus can only have one child every so many years. They'll have to wait until that little one is twenty one before the man is able to have another." Christian says, watching the doctor clean up the screaming naked baby.47

"Regardez notre enfant Honey, regardez-le." The doctor whispers in French to the man and kisses the mans forehead. (look at our child Honey, look at him.)48

"Please speak English, I don't understand a lot of French and I don't like not understanding." I say and the doctor sighs.49

"We're naming our child Keeper, do not interfere." The doctor says in English and starts rambling to his partner in French.50

"Don't mess with a French gay couple, you'll get growled at." Christian teases and snaps his fingers, making a sassy face, it makes me laugh so hard.51

"Emile, his name is Emile." I say suddenly and I cock my head to one side, how strange, I've never felt so possessed to actually say something is exactly what it is.52

"Yes, he is and how did you know Keeper?" The Doctor questions.53

"I haven't got a bloody clue, it just accured to me." I shrug and he smiles at me.54

"You're a natural born Keeper, all the others are fakes. I am glad that my partner chose the real deal."He says and kisses his baby on the forehead.55

The larger man falls asleep with his head on the doctors leg and the doctor strokes his hair, sighing happily.56

"Why was he being chased by fireballs?" I question and the doctor laughs.57

"His ex lover is completely insane, he's also a dragon and when he found out Jacques was pregnant with my child he decided he wanted to kill him, so that's why the fireballs." The doctor chuckles, wrapping the baby in a blanket.58

"Why are you laughing about it?" I ask in shock.59

"He's alive, so I can find humour in it, we do not waste time worrying about what could have been Keeper, it saves a lot of time." The doctor answers and hands the child to me, I am holding the child like a china plate, like it can shatter at any secound.60

"It's a hearty child Keeper, do not worry, if you drop him the elf will catch him, they have fast reflexes, specially when it comes to children."The doctor says and lifts his partner up, carrying the large man bride style, the larger man still asleep.61

"Spare room?" The doctor asks and I am amazed at the strength of the skinny willowy man of a doctor.62

"Yes, this way." Christian says and leads him into the room where Christian slept with me last night.63

I look down at the child and it flashes gums and two large fangs against an inocent face.64

I scruntch up my face and it falls asleep in my arm, what a strange child and what strange parents for trusting me with their child.65

"Beautiful and strange, aren't they?" Christian smiles, looking over my shoulder at the baby.66

"I have never liked children, but this one has a certain appeal, with the fangs and stuff." I say and Christian laughs, taking the child from me.67

"It needs the fangs to survive, like any incubus, it feeds from life force." He says and the baby smiles up at him, baring fangs.68

"So, like a vampire?" I frown and Christian laughs hard, as if I said something stupid.69

"An incubus is a little like a vampire, only those little fangs are meant for cocks when it reaches puberty, it takes a certain kind to enjoy that punishment." Christian says and I wince, that does sound painful.70

"It isn't as painful as you make it sound Elf, when you're intoxicated by an incubus, you're so far gone that it is nothing but pleasure, and it heals pretty quickly, so there is no pain after it." The doctor says, walking out of the bedroom.71

"What are you?" I question the doctor.72

"An incubis bitch." The doctor teases and Christian laughs.73

"I always did love a witches sense of humour." Christian chuckles and I cock my head to one side.74

"A witch and an incubus are the perfect partners, the witch enjoys the sex and the commitment of an incubus, and the incubus loves the life force and commitment of a witch. Once mated, they're together, no if buts or maybes. Where as a dragon or an elf as a partner, well the dragon hates the commitment part and the elf, not very big on sex three to five times a day, they just don't have enough life force." Christian says with a shrug and the doctor ruffles his hair.75

"Can I have my child back? My love is asking for him." The doctor says and Christian hands him the baby.76

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The Doctors POV (Peter Venette)78

I walk back into the large bedroom that Juen is in and I crawl onto the bed with our baby in my arms, so relieved that Juen didn't get killed.79

"Thank you baby." Juen says in French and I smile, I don't mind because that is where we met, so many years ago.80

"You're welcome, are you feeling better Juen?" I ask him, we're speaking in French because he doesn't speak much English.81

"Yes, but I need to feed." He says softly, holding his child tightly and the baby stays quiet, incubus babies are always quiet.82

"I'll go let the Keeper look after the child while you feed." I whisper softly and he kisses me with his gentle lips, so sweet and strong.83

I take the child out to the Keeper and the elf then walking back into the room, locking the door behind me, so quiet when he's hungry, he wants me.84

"How do you want me?" I smile and he makes a frustrated noise, gazing longingly at my croutch, the life force is what he aches for.85

I crawl onto the bed and he unbuttons my jeans, he loves it when I keep my lab coat on, the doctor and patient game is his favourite.86

He pulls down my jeans and growls when he realises I am wearing underwear, he doesn't like it when I'm wearing underwear, it takes him too long to undress me.87

"Out of your fucking clothes now." He says frustratedly and I get all my clothes off, it's best not to annoy him when he is about to have my cock in his mouth.88

He makes me stand beside the bed as he sucks on my cock, making me rock hard, leaking my pleasure only his wet strong tongue.89

He rolls onto his back, shirtless and I can see down the line of his body, his cock has pitched a tent in his pants.90

He brings my cock into his mouth and I push down his throat, his head hanging of the bed so it's a straight line done his throat.91

I pull back and he licks at the head of me, making pleased noises, his tiny fangs tickling me.92

"Shove in so deep so I can bite at the base." He mumbles and I sigh, he loves it when he can't breathe when he feeds, because he doesn't breathe when he feeds.93

I shove as dead as I can into his throat, intoxicated by the feels of his lips as they wrap around me, closing off any chance of pulling away for me.94

He sinks his fangs into me and I melt into bliss, my cock twitching in his tight throat. My eyes close and his hands stroke my thighs as he feeds from me.95

The pleasure becomes almost too much and I pulse, cumming, his throat tightens and his fangs come out of my cock.96

I pull out of his throat once my pulsing stops and he smiles up at me, rolling onto his side.97

I crawl onto the bed and make him lie on his back, this is not done until he spills, until he screams my name.98

I tug down his pants and gaze at his beautiful cock, it's the medicals view of the perfect cock, it's circumsized with the perfect shaped small scar, it has to lumps or bumps, it is the perfect average size for a guy his size, so it's seven to eight inches, I have never measured, and it is a healthy colour. He blushes when ever I talk about his cock to him, talk dirty to him about how perfect his cock is.99

I run my tongue up and over his cock, down to the small patch of pubic hair that I wish he didn't trim, the pubis hair is there naturally so I think it should stay there.100

"Stop bloody shaving." I order him and he smiles at me, burrying his fingers into my hair,101

"But I like it, makes me feel hot, clean and less chances of you grabbing it when you give me head." He says and I kiss his stomach.102

I wrap my fingers around his cock and stroke him senseless, kissing and licking at the head of him.103

He screams my name as he spills, his hand tightening in my hair and his back arches.104

I wipe him with the towel as he closes his eyes, his chest rising and falling heavily. His skin drenched with sweat and he looks so beautiful, all flushed.105

"Oh baby." He sighs and he slowly relaxes, his heart still hammering.106

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"Let me guess, they're fucking?" I question and Christian shakes his head.108

"No, no incubus would fuck outside of home, they're probably just sucking each other off." Christian answers, rocking from foot to foot with the child in his arms.109

"Come sit down, you're making me sea sick." I mumble and he sits beside me, his head on my shoulder.110

"Feeling okay?" He asks me.111

"Look at my house, between you bleeding on my couch and that dude having a baby on my floor, if some one else comes injured, it's gonna look like a bloody crime scene." I say and Christian kisses my cheek.112

"You forget this house is a safe house, meaning there will be blood and healing, so it has to clean itself." He says and I snap my fingers, damn, true that.113

"House, clean up the blood." I say and the blood just disappears, if only life was that easy.114

I cuddle up to Christian and he turns my face to him, my heart stopping at the thought that he might kiss me again.115

His lip mould to mine and his fingers burry into my hair, kissing me. It's hard for me to breathe, then I remember I have a nose and I take a deep breath through it. He takes that vulnerable moment to slip his warm strong tongue into my mouth, making me whimper and my hips jerk up.116

He rests the baby on his lap and turns his body to me, kissing me deeper and a little more forecfully. I make a pleased noise and kiss him back, my tongue pressing and pulling back, scared, excited and incredibly confused. 117

He grabs the back of my neck and pulls me in tighter, he has stolen my first and secound kiss ever, and he doesn't even realise it.118

"Do you know how special you are?" He whispers against my lips, so sweet and warm, it has me flushed.119

I shake my head and he smiles, playing with my hair and gazing into my eyes with his striking green ones.120

"You're the sexiest Keeper I have ever met, and you're an actual Keeper, not a fake one." He smiles and I lower my eyes, smilling and blushing.121

He grabs my chin and makes me look back into his eyes, nudging my face with his nose to it is slightly tilted.122

He kisses me and it is sweet, his lips working restlessly to make little noises slip from my mouth.123

"Well, that's a nice sight." I hear the doctors voice and I break from Christians lips, embaressed that I was caught like that.124

"It's fine, relax." The doctor says and takes the baby from Christians lap.125

"Fight." The doctor chuckles, mocking a referee anouncers voice before leaving.126

Before I get the chance to say a word Christians lips are back on mine, this time it's not so innocent, is it possible to be innocent with his hand under my shirt? No? Didn't think so.127

He nudges my face away from him and he kisses my neck, gently nibbling, making my body temperature rise more, far out.128

"Why are you..Ah! Doing this?" I pant and he licks the shell of my ear, making goosebumps rise up on my skin.129

"I like the way you taste, it's sweet, and this is the only way I can repay you for all that you have done for me." He whispers and I sigh heavily, I don't want him to do it to pay me back, I want him to do it to make me feel good, to make him feel good.130

"Don't be like that Ronnald, I am an elf, I have been taught to repay me debt or it will bite me in the arse later." He mutters and I cross my arms, pushing him away.131

"That's prostitution if you repay with sex." I say and he pulls me onto my lap with protest.132

"Not with my people, sex is the greatest way to pay some one back." He says, looking into my eyes and I can't help but believe him.133

"I don't want to be repayed, not by you." I whisper and he kisses me again, this time he makes sure I can't stop him, his tongue plunging teasingly into my mouth.134

He unbuttons my shirt and exposes my torso to the terribly tormenting of his pretty mouth.135

"Christian, please stop, you're making me hard." I beg and he bites my chest lightly, sexily and it turns me on.136

"I want that, why would I stop what I want from happening?" He asks and my back arches, his voice is so sexy.137

"I don't... I don't know if I want this or my groin wants this." I mutter and he licks my nipple.138

"I'm thinking a bit of both, I know mine is a bit of both." He smiles and I bite my lip, watching helplessly as he unbuttons my pants.139

"Ronnie?" I hear Ordens voice at my door and I jump off of Christians lap, doing up my pants, shit, that kid certainly has bad timing.140

I answer the door and Ordens walks in, rambling on about home and something about his brother doing something or other, then he falls silent, his eyes falling on a shirtless Christian.141

"Is he your boyfriend?" Orden asks me, looking at my red chest and lips, and Christians kiss swallen lips.142

"Why are you here Orden?" I sigh, trying not to answer that one.