Sorry Bob...

Dear Bob,1

Ahem, well now let's see. Um...well to narrow it down, i guess you're fired. You have been, slacking off at work.2

I'm firing you because:3

1. I'm sorry but you just...SO DAMN UGLY!!! Seriously see a doctor about that, i have a good doctor his number is 47354622.4

2. You stink, put deoderant on or something, i heard about this new stuff, it comes in ghost flavour and stuff.5

3. Your hair is so BLACK! It makes you look like a mop...with black hair.6

4. Yeah i saw you pick you nose the other day, you wiped it on the can of pepsi i was drinking 7

5. I hate you!8

6. Your face is so ugly~oh wait we already went through this.9

Yours sincerely10

Ima Weiner.

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  iBubbles
  June 25
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  Lol to number 4 xDD!!
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  Andiness
  June 22
  
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  I liked number one best....very good with the number and all, Niiiiice!
  
  -Andi

  
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  Just Falling Apart
  June 19
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  Lol Ima Weiner. It's like in the Austin Powers movie with the character named Alotta Fagina. lmao

  
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    Clary--Selene--Tayy
    June 19
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    hahahha thnx
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  Y2Jay
  June 19
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  LMAO!!!!!!

  
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    Clary--Selene--Tayy
    June 19
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    thnx
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  citcat
  June 19
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  hahaah nice one chels
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    Clary--Selene--Tayy
    June 19
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    hehe thnx