Robot Pirate Cowboy Alien Vampire Zombie Werewolves - Chapter 1

INSTRUCTIONS FOR READING: Forget everything you know, bring your mental age down to 2 years old, and don't take anything I say seriously...1

Dr. Hekkle, sat down, he had to finish this creation, before his other pearsonality, Mr. Jyde, kicked in.2

He looked at his creation, it seemed wonderful so far... It had a robotic arm, a pirate hat, alien ears, a cowboy jacket, rotted flesh, and fur.3

But it needed something else... something to get the fangirls interested in this story... I mean, something to make the creature epic.4

That's when it struck him, he took out a spare set of vampire teeth he had, from his old days as a dentist, and stuck them to his robot.5

He flipped the switch, and was about to say two famous words, when he realised, the Dr. Frankenstein had copyrighted them6

After a few months of legal negotiations, Dr. Hekkle returned and shouted 7

"IT'S ALIVE!!!!"8

The moment was ruined, when his mother called him down for dinner9

"C'mon Hekkle, you can play with your dolls later!"10

"MUM!! THEY'RE NOT DOLLS! THEY'RE GENETIC EXPERIMENTS!!"11

"It doesn't matter..."12

"Can I have dinner later?"13

"But I'm making your favourite, cheesey bites!"14

"Coming!"15

But, disaster struck, when Hekkle foolishy... tried some champagne, and fell into a coma, leaving his creation in his room/ mothers basement16

The Robot-Pirate-Cowboy-Alien-Vampire-Zombie-Werewolf stood up, and noticed Dr. Hekkles Cloning Maching in the corner.17

It was normally used to just clone cheesey bites (Don't ask me how he did it just... trust me... he did...) but the RPCAVZW didn't know that, he ran into the machine, and came out... cloned18

Just then some lightning struck, due to the fact that it adds dramatic tension...19

Meanwhile20

Swine flu ran rampant...21

Meanwhile,22

Some guy called Matt danced in some random countries23

Meanwhile,24

Rap music continues to kill thousands of people worldwide... please, stop the hate... stop the rap...25

Meanwhile,26

I dunno... something happened I guess...27

Meanwhile,28

A boy writing a parody story got bored with writing fake "meanwhiles" and decided to end this chapter...