Untitled Part II

***DISCLAIMER*** The following is a Chain story, with 1

SEXUAL and DRUG REFERENCES.  If this is not your cup o' 2

tea, please don't read it.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.3

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She really, really wished that'd been real.7

*Hey, why'd you stop that fantasy???  It was gettin' good!*8

$Ya$ said another voice, $I was havin' fun!$ That was voice number two.9

"Oh shut up" said Steph.10

#What about me?  I'm being nice, do I hafta shut up?  Huh? Huh? HUH??#11

"Yes, you're annoying me."12

@As the voices in you head, we've taken a vote, and we've decided that YOU should shut up.@13

"You can't do that, I'm the boss!!"14

*Are you really?*15

$I don't think you are.$16

"Ahh," said Steph, letting out an exasperated sigh.17

#Did I mention, we also think that you should go ask Rocco to the prom, NOW!  He's right there! GO!#18

@Oooh, this ought to be fun.@19

%Hey I'm the new guy, what's happenin'?%20

"Okay, everybody SHUT UP!!! I'm gonna go ask him!"21

Steph sauntered casually over, trying to be as cool as Rocco had in her daydream.  Speaking of dreams, he was sooooo hot.  Then something really amazing happened...22

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SHE PASSED AP CHEM!!!  She thought that she failed, but ended up with an A+!  She sauntered happily home, then sauntered into the kitchen.  Who doesn't like sauntering?  It's the new fad - everyone's doing it!  Hah, that reminded her of that one time at band camp...  BUT anyway.  Her sister sauntered downstairs,25

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looking positively lesbian.  She had a really short haircut, and wore guys clothes, no makeup,28

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and reminded her of a guy in general.31

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So she ran away screaming as her sister sauntered out the door.34

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Slamming the door behind her, Steph let out a sigh.  The giant parental zombie goats had been making a lot of people very peculiar in the past few months.  She herself had gotten used to the voices that she had gained from them, but she was constantly worried about her sister, who ended up going lesbo.  Her cousin, Raul, had become gay from the giant parental zombie goats.  She started to daydream about other peculiar things that could happen to people... like Rocco...37

She bolted upright and slapped her forehead.  Rocco!  She almost had forgotten that she needed to call him and ask him to prom.  She looked up his number and sauntered to the phone.38

"Hello?"  There it was.  That dreamy voice...39

"Hi Rocco, this is Steph. Umm...  Would you like to go..."  She stopped short, astonished Rocco was saying the exact same thing at the same time!  There was an embarrassed pause, then she continued, "...to the prom with me?"40

"I would LOVE to!  I'll see you later!"  said Rocco, and the line went dead.41

Steph leaned against the bed and sighed.  Out of the corner of her eye, she saw her clock.  It glowed 7:10 pm.  Shit.  Late for movie night, and her ride had just walked out of the door in full lesbo mode.  She could see Rose's reaction now...42

"What do you mean you didn't have a ride?  You promised!  You bitch, I'll kill you!"  Rolling down the hill... into the mud... ripping at each other's wet clothes... guys cheering them on...43

Steph shook her head to clear her thoughts.  Since there was no ride, she had to get her stuff in order for the prom the next night.   She opened up her closet to the large, pink and white bunny suit inside.  Perfect.  Rocco would love it.44

Suddenly the phone rang.  She picked it up and said, "Hello?"45

"Do you know who this is?" asked a mysterious voice on the other end...46

Steph thought for a moment, then gasped...47

"Morpheous!"48

"No, you dummy, It's me, Rose." snapped rose, “And you're really gonna get it at the prom.  I'm going to...49

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"spill punch on your bunny suit!!!  Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"52

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Steph as Rose hung up, still cackling.  Steph sauntered over to her bed, threw herself down, and cried herself to sleep.  She didn't wake up until the next day at 5.53

"SHIT!  I have to leave in an hour!" cried Steph, forgetting Rose's threat in her excitement to see Rocco.  She threw on her sexy bunny suit and sauntered into the bathroom to apply generous amounts of makeup.  Then she got the scare of her life when her sister in an actual DRESS (gasp!) sauntered up next to her and grabbed the mascara.  "I'm going with Raul, the sexy French hairstylist," she said casually as she stabbed herself in the eye with mascara, "How do you do this?!?!"  She shrieked at Steph, who sauntered over to apply her sister's makeup.54

To Steph's surprise, they both looked wicked hot as they sauntered into the prom to find their dates.  That's about when Raul skipped over to them.  "What are you doing?!  Sauntering is SOOO nineties.  Skipping is the NEW fad." He exclaimed in a gay accent.55

So, Steph's sister and Raul skipped off while Steph skipped over to Rocco, who looked sexier than ever in his purple polka-dot tux.  "WOW," he said, "Nice bunny suit.  You look hot."  Steph blushed and they started dancing.  When they got tired, Rocco skipped over to get them some punch and never came back.  Steph when to look for him and found him in the corner, making out with...56