On The Eighth Day--God created Yemassee.1
On the ninth--he bought a Subaru2
On the tenth--He and Yem went to the coast and watched the children play in the sand3
On the eleventh--They surfed off the coast of Malibu.4
On the twelfth--Yem took to the road searching for Kerouac's notion of peace.5
On the thirteenth--he found AP6
On the fourteenth--he found Jesus wrapped in a Moxie label.7
On the firteenth--Yem, not God created milk and cookies.8
Then Yem and God rested.9
They were tired and a little bored--idle hands are the devils workshop and who knows what those two would create on the sixteenth day.10
When it arrived, they created--Spam.11
On the seventeeth day, Metallica created "metal," and there was much rejoicing12
Who knows what happened on the eighteenth day...Even God has to rest sometime.13
On the nineteeth day, the first stereo system was developed: a turntable so you could play Black Sabbath at 78-speed and some speakers...real high-tech back then14
And on the twentieth day, a small town in South Carolina decided to name itself after Yemassee, and Yem rejoiced because he could now build a monument dedicated to purple cows without people giving him odd looks...15
On the 21st day, Yem and God stopped by Papillon's place and picked her up. "Where we going boys?" She asked.16
"To the countryside!" Shouted Yem above the roar of the engine.17
"BlackKnight and Jay HappyHeels are in the fields and there are purple cows and hopping lambs too!"18
"Oh boy!" squealed Paps.19
"I'm gonna make them boys sweat a little!" laughed God. 20
and off they roared down the road.21
On the 22nd day, Yem became God! The Old God bought a condo and moved to Florida.22
On the 23rd day, Yem, a.k.a. God, mandated that Moxie be the official (and only) drink mankind could and would ever consume. 23
On the 24th day Ima Cucumber was born in a make-shift manger in a burned out trailer in Richmond, Maine. Three wise "men", BlackKnight, Mister Happy and Papillon1 followed the north star to where the new Messiah was born 24
On the 25th day, Jay changed his name for the billionth time beating out Lea Williams for the most name changes on AP.25
On the 26th day Papillon1 flopped of a ladder while painting and numbed her paw in good shape...Yem, feeling left out, bought a wheelchair and pretended to have a broken hip.26
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On the 819th day Ima Cucumber and Psycho Dave went over to Paps house and had lunch. Ima blabbed about some boring subject while Dave picked the wings off flies. Paps was too busy changing her grandchildren's diapers with her one good hand.
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I love the purple cows!
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Yay
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FemYem...I like it!!!
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On the 27th day... evlclown rode in on his Harley and created entropy with a side of fries
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On the 27th day TerrBear was created.
On the 28th, she drank her first Moxie and was inspired to right about chickenz and fueding farmers.
On the 29, she was named FemYem. -
ahhhh so we aren't humans we are Yemans
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This is hilarious! And so I guess we should all amend the textbooks to include Yemvolution?
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On the 28th day, Yem and Jay had Jaybird pie...and milk duds.
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On the 27th, Yem shot down a cute little blue jay out of spite for the Jaybird.
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Strangely funny, and enjoyable read. I love the references to rock music lol. Very odd, but interesting, keep it up.
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She fears me adding to it.
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That God character is a first-class loafer, he did not a lick of work since the sixth day! Serves him right to be replaced, Yem was far more active (though the heavens and earth are a good job, have to admit).
I'm not sure you mean "firteenth".
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On the first day God created Moxie!
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On the seventh day, while resting and swigging down Moxie, God thought, "How can I irritate Papillon1?" Then a light bulb lit up over his head...
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