These... youths. As you call them. Are just simply the worst creature to ever walk the earth! They scurry around the place, getting killed here and there, making my life Hell! I have follow them, and explain to each and everyone of these idiotic beings, that they have died. Oh. And you wouldn't believe how many murders there are, it really is disgraceful. 1
On other notes. I am the Grim Reaper. Many would call me, 'The King Of Pain' or even 'Grimmy' for short. Although 'many' wouldn't be the right word, as there only few beings who know anything about me! They know my name for sure, and that I take people away when its their time to... DIE! Well, that's what you'd call it isn't it! Death isn't anything to be scared of. Its the part where I come in, that's when you should be scared. Sometimes, if I feel down, I take a huge black sack with me, grab the soul and just throw it in the garbage bin. On the other hand, when I feel... better than down, I sit next to the dying patient as we talk through their last dying moments. And then I get the big black sack out and grab their soul. 2
There have been so many Deaths this year. The Death rate has gone sky high. Around... hm... 10 Deaths a day... at the least! There was a huge bomb in London, which took up most of my time. And then another bomb in Egypt, oh and there was the Tsunami last year. I have a feeling that these terrorists are just there to cause pain, and make MY life not worth living! If you want to call it life. Although I'd prefer... Job. 3
I lost my life many years ago. And that is non of your business, so shut up.4
And theres one thing that I must point out. I do not cause pain... AH! You caught me out there! Yeah, I cause pain. But you cant blame me... I said you cant blame me, so don't try.5
For example, one day, I was just sipping my beer and sharpening my scinfe. When I got called out to a killing, this was around... ooh... last year? I got to the scene, turned out to be a murder in a dark spooky house. I didn't care, spooky's my thing. So I stepped inside. The walls were dark, and the floor boards rotting and rusty. I began to levitate, I can do that for those who don't know. I levitated up the stairs. The stairs would just creak, at random moments. I reached the up stairs hall way and headed for the first bedroom. Turned out to be an empty room. Bare walls, floor boards. I continued to the next room. I stepped inside, nothing. I carried on, to find all the rooms were empty! Gave up, went back to 'The Depth below' to find out, that the murderer had chopped up the body and scattered it all over the place! 6
How do they expect me to work like this?! I cant go around and dig in all the body parts to find the soul! These people... so annoying. One day, I will quit this Job. 7
Many people also ask why I work alone. Well... I prefer working alone. I'm not a very social person, and I never will. If I worked with other people, I wouldn't be so mysterious, so... dark. And that's how I'll always be. No matter how much I wish to change, I don't wish to change though, just for the record.8
I'd love to say more... But there's just been another Death... hello? are you there? You died while you reading my story? Charming. Oh... out comes the black sack...9
What did you think? Please comment!
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Great story Diva, love it!
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Nice sarcastic feel to the story, expecially the end. XP
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People like my story... cool. 
Thanks to everyone who are wasting very valuable minutes of their life writing comments to my story. 
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LOL!!!!!! I laughed throughout this.. but hardest at the end with "oh out comes the black sack" A great write.. *shakes her head* I love the idea of the Grim Reaper being called "Grimmy" that's gonna end up coming into my head at the worst of times.. I can bet anything... ahh well... Fantastic write...
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sigh
stupid humans
dont they think DEATH has better things to do than try to explain his job to them?
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=] I'm not little!! I'm just... not big. XD
Thank you. XD
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COOLNESS
AWESOME RAVEN!! YAY IM GLAD TO SEE MY LITLLE FRIEND IS DOING SUCH GOOD WERK! -
LMAO. It's good to see someone taking a typically dark topic and putting a completely humorous spin on it.
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Interesting story you have here, very entertaining! Most stories about the Grim Reaper are dark, creepy,,,,perhaps even chilling but this story took the reaper to a whole new level. It's nice to see that the reaper isn't all evil, that he does have a different side and, like most of us, he isn't real fond of his job I really enjoyed reading this story,
Thanks for entering my contest,
~Kat~
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The Grim Reaper isnt Evil?! He's just... mis-understood. Its not like he really kills people, he just takes them away...
Thanks for commenting.
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Nice to see a diferent bent on the theme well done
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Lmao. I love this
Most people percieve the grim reaper as evil blah blah!! Good to see someone agrees hes good and has a sence of humour!! Lol, i loved this! Really made melaugh.
Keep it up!
One love,
Kitty xxxx
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