Teen Titans {Beast Boy} [ monologue ]

He's so funny. I mean, okay, maybe he's not Peter Kay or anything. But his jokes are hillarious! I could spend hours, just listening to him, waffle on about something that one his friends had said. And how he'd responded. [Sigh] Just thinking about him makes me smile. 1

So I've never really... met him properly. But if I ever did get the chance to meet him, oh how we'd be the perfect couple! That is, after I convince that his last girlfriend was a complete freak, and he should just totally forget about her! I am [convincing voice] nothing like her. I'd never betray anyone! Especially him, [look dreamily.] His last girlfriend, Terra, was abit mental. [laugh while talking.]She worked for a, a, a mental man, they were the mental couple! How could she 've left them for this... guy... wearing a mask?! And his name, [stupid voice.] Slade, its cool and all but... 2

No... I'd never betray him... Beast Boy. Sounds cool. Anyway... we'd be perfect! Who cares that he's got green skin? He's a one of a kind! I'm a one of a kind... not. [Gasp] But what if he wouldnt like me? He might think me as... weird? And creepy. Like Raven! But I am nothing like her... or am I. 3

Never! Even though some people do call me names, oh. He'd understand! He'd know what it feels like. I'm sure he would.4

Oh if I could just travel to that parallel universe, where he lives an extraordinary life... and tell him that he's so cool. 5

I think of him... Maybe where he is, I'm on TV! And he [sigh] thinks of me too! [dreamily gaze lah de dah..]6