1Picture this: My mother is walking in the middle of the street with my sister. My mother is wearing a ferret sack with my chihuahua Maya in it. At the same time she is walking my other dog (which happens to resemble something that had a fight with a lawnmower and lost
) and listening to her ipod at the same time. All was well until she got in the middle of the road. Not only did she start to dance, but she starts belting out Celine Dion at the same time. 
Oh god. Save me. And when I say dancing I mean full frontal dancing. Like Numa Numa dude dancing. Whats worst is that my sister joins in. So: picture this: Two loons in the middle of the road belting out some french tart's songs while deciding to go down to the disco. 
At this point all of my neighbors are staring and the spastic couple. I wanted to completely bugger off. I tried, but Max didn't budge off his lead. God...why... 
2When I got home...I had something just as horrifying happen. Heard a weird noise coming from the parlour3
...my father is watching Titanic on DVD.....
4....awkward silence...5
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In other news,My sister came back from the hair dresser yesterday...her hair is almost the exact shade of blonde that I am now naturally. So not only has she stolen my clothes (including my favourite Nightmare shirt
) but she has coloured her hair blonde exactly like mine is normally. what makes it worse is that we are the same height now, and she's still growing. I'm stuck in the perpetual height of an 11 year old. Today when we went to the mall there was a lady there that asked me if we were twins.I honestly think my sister is trying to adopt my lifestyle. The preps at her school have even started calling her a goth. This from my little sister that two months ago wanted to try out for cheer-leading and wore pleated skirts. One thing she's just not getting is the music. She knows Tim Burton pretty well from being around me so much, but she's back with Jessie McCartney with her music. (twilight zone*) Only thing she knows really well is her anime which I don't really care for too much. I just like the hott ones. My little sister had a spaz attack when she saw the inuyasha and sessomhuro Tshirts in hot topic. (Japanese names were made for me to screw up)7....I don't feel like going off on a rant about her. Plus, my sprinklers are possessed again.
They just went off again. Why does everyone else get the sprinklers devoid of evil that come on at 6:00 am? Ours come on whenever the hell they feel like it...for god's sake, the power of Christ compels you! (Though I doubt he has ever set foot in my house) Anyway...I'm going to sign off because here is a freaking banner that is blinking at the top of my xanga screen. No I don't freaking care what colour car gets the most speeding tickets so eff off!8So Long, And Goodnight.9
Ayla
10PS: Mum just left my room by force. My mother is a loon. She tried to get me to sniff my dog's arse. God...only my family...
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This was really funny! Oh, by the way, the red car gets the most speeding tickets... I think. 
Well, it's the one that gets in the most car accidents at any rate... that would be why I turned down my mom's offer to buy me a little red sports car and took my dad's old blue Mustang instead. 
