Damn Humans

I don't know how it happened, but I was suddenly swimming a few feet off the ground. Yeah, I'm not on crack...I swear! The strongest thing we got around here is juice, seriously! What I would do for a bit of scotch.....*tries to shake head but can't 'cause I'm being forced to clean the toilet.*1

Anyway, it was that damn human who did it. She figured out how to enter some cheat codes. God, I hate the internet. Life was pretty normal, well, as normal as it could be being a cluster of formed pixels that looked like a person and could do nothing for herself. I was forced to eat whatever she chose, go to a job I hated, smack a lady I had just met. Things like that were normal, but this? This was definitely not.2

Apparently, the human found a cheat code called "MoveObjects on", which allowed her to move anything anywhere and delete anything she wanted. To tell you the truth, that's kinda cool. If I could do that? I'd delete her from the real world. Permanently. 3

I guess there is a bright side to all this, though, for she didn't place me in a wall or delete me. That would hurt, not to mention it would majorly suck. No ghost life for me if I went out that way. I'd just be gone, poof. At least as a ghost, I would have a chance to scare the remaining sims to death with my red etherealness. Awesome, huh?4

Well to get back to the topic at hand, I was swimming calmly in my pool, which was a nice football field size, to a point she indicated of course, when I felt myself being lifted up. And then, God damn her, she started to fling me around a bit. Thank goodness I couldn't puke for things like that, 'cause I'm positive I would have if it were possible. 5

All of a sudden, she let me go and I found myself still swimming, hovering above the ground. I have to admit, it was fun, but I was most certainly stuck. Even when the "free will" default came on, resounding like a click in my head that freed my body from the human's control, I could do absolutely nothing. I couldn't scream, I couldn't cry, I couldn't cuss the girl out. Nothing. 6

Oh, and don't even get me started about how she takes the ladder from the pool........7

Damn humans.8