Chapter 2:1
Elmination Plans2
Several Days Later...3
It was a cold, unfriendly evening and three creatures were talkingin the hideout, their tone hushed yet urgent.4
“We must act fast Woman!” the Haitian demanded.5
“"I do not agree with your way of thinking. It is too soon forus to act. We shall only act once I say so!"6
The Worthless Minion simply sat and stared, unsure of what to think.The Haitian and The Madella glanced at each other, and then looked at theMinion. There was silence for a few moments, until the Minion finally spoke.7
“We must act fast, Haitian!”8
The Haitian froze. Rage bubbled up inside him, stirring and churninguntil it finally erupted on his gruesome face.9
“What. Did. You. Call. Me?”10
“YOU THINK YOU HAVE A SAY IN THIS, FOOL?” shouted The Madella, “YOUARE SIMPLY A SLAVE. A USELESS CREATURE, AN INSECT—YOU ARE VERMIN! NEVER SPEAKAGAIN WITHOUT OUR ORDERS, OR I SHALL UNLEASH MY RAGE UPON YOU ONCE AND FORALL!”11
“Shut up, Madella,” the Haitian ordered icily. He turned his frostylook to the Worthless Minion, who sat paralyzed with fear. “Repeat that,Minion. What did you call me?”12
“H-H-Haitian,” the Worthless Minion stuttered sheepishly.13
“HAITIAN?! YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL ME BY MY NAME,MINION? I AM YOUR MASTER, AND I DEMAND RESPECT!” And with that, the Haitianslapped the Minion across its face. The Minion flinched away from its Master,sobbing quietly.14
“I beg your forgiveness, H—Master,” it pleaded. But the Haitian hadalready turned back to its partner as though nothing had happened.15
"The Worthless Minion is worthy of a rage black out, however wehave no time to spend upon your arguments. Anyhow, it shall suffer consequenceslater. For now, we must concentrate upon our plans, Haitian. I—”16
But suddenly, the Madella stopped. Its eyes were fixed straightahead, as if staring into time. It twitched uncontrollably, like a possessedcreature. The Haitian stared, transfixed.17
“Oh my God, what the fuck is going on?!” The Worthless Minion burstout in horror, “Do something! Save her!”18
But before the Haitian could say anything, the Minion tackled theMadella and started doing mouth-to-mouth.19
“I love you!” the Minion yelled, tears streaming down its face,“Please don’t leave me!”20
The Haitian, coming to its senses, pulled the Minion off theMadella’s trembling body and slapped her several times across the cheeks.21
“No!” the Worthless Minion wailed, “I won’t leave her! NEVER LET GO,JACK!”22
“HASH YOUR MOUTH YOU FACIAL-HAIRED CREATURE! THE GODS HAVE SENT US ARAGE BLACK OUT ONCE AGAIN! A PORTAL TO THE FUTURE!” the Haitian screamed,shaking the Minion violently. When it let go, the Worthless Minion collapsed ina quivering heap on the floor. The Madella twitched more and more violently, untilit was thrown across the room. The Haitian applauded excitedly.23
“What did you see, Woman?” he asked the Madella when it looked up.24
“I know,” the Madella said with an evil grin, “the secret hideout ofTaylor and Nicky R.25
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Nicky R Teenage Star’s hideout was much more elaborate than theHaitian’s. Taylor and Nicky R sat at the dinner table in a candlelit room,drinking champagne and laughing melodically. A lonely red rose stood limp in avase between them.27
“Those fools won’t know what hit them,” Taylor giggled, twirling itshair around its fingers, “Oh, you’re ever so clever, Nicky R Teenage Star.”28
“Not nearly as clever as you, Taylor,” Nicky R replied with a wink,the star on top of its head blushing a light pink. Its metallic voice clashedwith the romantic French music which played in the background.29
“Let’s go over the plan again, then,” Taylor suggested smoothly.30
“No, I think we should talk about something else,” Nicky R TeenageStar purred, “... Or maybe we shouldn’t talk at all. I like it better whenyou’re not talking 
”31
“Do you think we should call Rolla?” asked Taylor, fluttering itseyelashes.32
“No, she fucks too hard. I mean, we’re only having sex with her soshe carries out the plan, right?”33
“Yes...” Taylor replied doubtfully, recalling the feel of Rolla’ssoft lips and tender breasts. Nicky R Teenage Star got up from the chair, wentover to Taylor and escorted it to the bedroom.34
“Bingo!” whispered the Worthless Minion, who was hiding behind thesex swing. And with that, the Minion sneaked out, closing the apartment doorsoftly behind it to block out the erotic moans which could be heard from thebedroom.35
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“2.3cm.”38
“What?! You’re sure it’s not bigger??”39
“Let me try again. Oh, it’s actually 2.1cm.”40
“NO IT’S NOT! Give me that ruler, you fool!”41
The Haitian snatched the ruler from the Madella’s slimy hands and bent over to measure it himself.42
“I’m sorry to say this, Haitian, but even Napoleon’s was bigger.”43
The Haitian muttered inaudibly as he tried holding the ruler from different angles. At that unfortunate moment, the Worthless Minion burst into the room, letting out a scream when she saw what the Haitian was doing.44
“What IS that, a cocktail sausage?” it exclaimed in disbelief. The look the Haitian gave it made the Minion regret the minute it spoke. 45
“You shall pay for that!” came the Haitian’s booming voice as he tackled the Minion, his dick rising.46
“No, no, wait!” shrieked the Minion.47
“I shall make you regret the moment you were born!” the Haitian yelled, biting and clawing at the terrified Minion’s face.48
“Don’t, I—“49
“You will never dare to insult me again!”50
“I won’t, I won’t, it’s just—“51
“You will soon beg for death!” 52
“Please, Master, I have good news!” gasped the Minion. The Haitian paused. “I found out what the enemies are planning! Rolla, they are allying with Rolla!”53
The Haitian’s response was a shrill, deafening scream which was soon joined by the Madella’s panicked shouts:54
“Doomed, we are doomed!”55
“You call THAT good news, fool?!” the Haitian hissed, baring its teeth. And he lunged at the Minion’s face, biting more furiously as his victim screamed in agony. Blood poured out of the creature’s unrecognizable face. The Madella watched this attack indifferently.56
“What’s wrong, Haitian, are you getting rusty? You’re not at all vicious today,” it said with a yawn. The Worthless Minion spluttered and choked on its own blood. The irritated Haitian decided not to reply to the insult; instead, he poked the Minion’s eyes out with his dick.57
“Get off it, Haitian, we have no time for this,” said the Madella at last with an annoyed tone. “We must devise an emergency plan immediately. We cannot afford to lose.”58
Hesitantly, the Haitian pulled away from the horrified Minion, which was drowning in blood.59
“Who is this Rolla anyway?!” it choked.60
“Idiot! It is one of the two elders of Cockville. It is vastly powerful; practically unstoppable. We don’t stand a chance,” the Haitian replied, pacing the room and wiping the blood off its hands.61
“Well, what if we summon the OTHER elder, whoever that is?” suggested the Worthless Minion, trying to mop up the blood that was gushing from its wounds. Suddenly, there was silence as both the Madella and the Haitian stared at it. The Minion mutely wondered whether it had made another terrible mistake.62
“How dare you,” hissed the Madella, “interfere with our plans again. Be gone from my sight, before I unleash my rage upon you!” And with that, the Worthless Minion scuttled off.63
“I have an idea,” the Madella said suddenly, “Let us summon the other elder!”64
“Yes,” the Haitian whispered quietly, staring into space. “We shall summon Neopton. Neopton...” It looked turned on, and its hands, covered with dried blood, now jerked towards its dick. “Every night in my dreams... I see you. I feel you. That is how I know you go on...” he continued murmuring, “Near... Far... Wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on...”65
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