I'm on a blimp! by LittleKuriboh

(Hey check it out, free blimp ride for free. Now who should I take? Marik ("splendid") and.... that little blond haired girl. ("Hooray!").1

"But Seto..."2

"Shut up Mocubah!") <-Kaiba3

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"Hail Satan!" <- Evil Bear5

Oh snap!6

Get your trading cards ready,7

Cause we're about to throw down!8

Everybody in the place,9

shuffle your f*cking deck!10

But make sure you don't have any illegal cards11

Or you shall be disqualified!! 12

(God Cards are okay though) 13

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I'm on a blimp!15

I'm on a blimp!16

Everybody look at me,17

'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!18

I'm on a blimp!19

I'm on a blimp!20

Take a good hard look at the mother f*cking blimp! 21

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I'm on a blimp, motherf*cker23

In the f*cking sky24

Straight pimping on a blimp25

And I'm so high.26

Yugi Moto wears clothes like a f*cking gimp.27

He can't stop me and my minions,28

Cause I'm on a blimp. 29

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Hit the ignition switch.31

I'm on a blimp, b*tch.32

We're playing card games in the sky33

Cause I'm so rich.34

I got locator cards,35

And my duel disk.36

I'm winning finals,37

You're in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips! 38

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I'm riding on a dragon,40

Shooting flames and smoke,41

It's breathing fire,42

Making everybody choke,43

But this ain't Middle Earth,44

And we're not Frodo and Sam,45

And we're not gay by the way,46

Least I don't think that I am. 47

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I'm on a blimp and49

It's going fast and50

We're flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand.51

I'm the KaibaCorp King52

On a blimp like Kiki,53

If you're on the ground54

Then you're sure not me-me. 55

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Get the f*ck up!57

This blimp is real! 58

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f*ck land, I'm in the clouds, mother f*cker!60

f*ck Squall, I like Cloud, mother f*cker!61

My fangirls think I'm well-endowed, mother f*cker!62

To murder Yugi's what I've vowed, mother f*cker! 63

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Hey dad, if you could see me here,65

Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer,66

Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear,67

With Obelisk in my deck,68

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! 69

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Yeah.71

Never thought I'd be in the air72

I'm just a fluffy cute teddy bear73

Lord Satan74

Look at me,75

Oh. 76

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Never thought I'd feel so well78

It would be funny if somebody fell.79

Hey, what's that burning smell?80

Oh, it's your mother playing card games in hell! 81

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I'm on a blimp!83

I'm on a blimp!84

Everybody look at me,85

'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!86

I'm on a blimp!87

I'm on a blimp!88

Take a good hard look at the mother f*cking blimp!