A proffessor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now class, closely observe these worms," said the proffessor as he put a worm in the water. The worm writhed about, happy as it could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sunk to the bottom, dead as a doornail.1
"Now class, what lesson can we derive from this?" The proffessor asked.
Johnny, who sits in the back quietly, raised his hand and wisely said, "Drink Whiskey and you won't get worms!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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OMG THAT IS FUNNY!!
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HAHAHAHA Zaaaaaaachhhhhhhh I love this!! SO freaking funny please do some more funny short stories hahah xD
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