Today I was walking around my neighborhood, and I met up with my friends Justin and Tommy. We decided we were going to go to the Lorain Roller rina. We left around 2 in the afternoon with Justin driving the car. When we arrived, there were teenagers everywhere. Fridays are really busy up here...1
I saw this really cute guy, and he was checking me out. I wanted to ask for his number but he was with six of his friends. When I finally got up the courage to go speak to him, he just walked away. It made me feel really embarrassed.2
The whole day I was there I cried in the bathroom. I wondered if I was ever going to be good enough for anyone. I wanted to hurt that boy for all the pain he had just caused me. So I came out of the..3
closet and decided guys weren't for me. My parents did not agree with my decision though. They threatened to be me up with dynamite. That would be painful. I think I should call child services and stuff....4
I decided to head back to the roller rink and try for girls this time. The same thing happened again. I was so done. I decided I would be Asexual. I went to the greatest man who ever lived, Dom "Evolution" Dindernagel. With his blessing all I needed was sun, water, and I just budded little humans! No more painful births for me! ..5
I loved my little budlings and aside from a little but harder skin they looked just like me. I would always tell them, "mommy loves you and thats why she made you half bark , so when you fall you ownt get hurt."6
I was surprised to find out how fast the process actually was and by the end of the year they must have been over 50 little budling babies running around. I couldn't help it I was so good! Before long though, news casts were showing up at my....7
tiny house. I became an Internet sensation. I was photographed everywhere with my 50 budlings. I couldn't believe Dom Dindernagel was so logical in his thinking. Asexual reproduction was a ....8
The story could not be finished because this is one of those stories where you sit in a group with more then 4 people and you start a story but its timed and when times up you pass it around the group, but we had a smaller group then the rest of the class, so we could not finish the story in the time limit we had, so if you guys have an ending post in in a comment and ill see which i like best!
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Very amusing!
I like regular reproduction better but this was an interesting story. Nice writing!
