Introducing the Lady of Alienz

Yem the king of Cowz, Terri the Queen of Chickenz, and Patty the Princess of Penguinz were all walking through Yem's cow field. All of a sudden, there was a big shadow over the field and a beam of purple light came down. In this beam of purple light, there was the sexiest alien angel coming down.1

"Who are you?" asked Terri2

"I am coming to live with you three" 3

"Why?" asked Yem4

"Because ya'll are just like me" 5

"What do you mean?" asked Patty6

"We are needed for the future of the world" 7

"HUH???" 8

"Yeah, the whole future depends on the four of us" 9

What the alien angel meant was that the normal ones would come to the four of them for help on many different things. Such as how to make green jello and what the best supersoaker is. These are the necessities of the future.10

After the alien angel explained this to them, Terri (the Queen of Chickenz) decided to dubb the alien angel, "Beth the Lady of Alienz"11

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This is a story to prove my worthiness to be the "Lady of Alienz"

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  • Malzy
    September 30, 2005
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    ahhhhh supersoakers and green jellooooooooooo




    *runs and screams* well according to jay he said green jello makes me mean. and i dont like being mean,and today im not using much grammer or anything like that.

    malzy


  • cyan9
    August 23, 2005
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    You left a comment on one of my pieces stating that it was over your head, how can anything be over your head if you write like this, I find it mad, insane yet there is a message (about integration) that I can strongly relate to... dear, what does that say about me.... Anyway having read some of my work you will probobally understand that this comes as a wave of lighthearted relief. keep it up.


  • faderman1959
    July 28, 2005
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    A most excellent story and great fun to boot! Thanks for a great time Beth!

  • Captain Changa
    July 25, 2005
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    Looks???????? You're finally starting to get it???


  • sky black
    July 25, 2005
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    lol, wow this is amazing and gave me a few laughs, i bet you had fun writing it didnt you? lol. it was fab well done and i hope to hear about more adventures with them as well. l8az sky xxx


  • Yemassee gold member
    July 25, 2005
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    Ah cool, a new member to our royal family. Lady Beth of Alienz...I like it and shall add you to my official list.

    Cool graphic, and between you and me...Terrbear looks the craziest!


  • Scarlet Ambrosia
    July 24, 2005
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    loL BETHY!
    this got me laughing in tears well done sissy!

    Di

  • Academy
    July 24, 2005
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    I love the light heartedness of it.
    I love it that you have pictures two!
    It's almost like a child's story.
    Very cool.
    But...a sexy alien???
    haha

  • Captain Changa
    July 24, 2005
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    Yes indeed. *tosses you a septor and a free pass for the Ladies room* What else do ladies want or need?

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