Diary of A Teenage Vamp #01

Dear Diary,1

So today was the first day of the holdiays, the first day of camp.2

I'd expected it to be a cool camp, but oh no, it was a vamp camp.3

I figured it was my mums doing, considering how shed taken the, me being a vampire thing, a few months ago.4

Incase your wondering, this is how it went...5

"Mum, Im a vampire"6

"Haha! Funny joke!"7

"No, seriously, im a vampire"8

"Get out."9

"What!? I need your help!"10

"hm...Im changing the locks"11

Im not joking, thats what she said, the nutter.She didn't even scream when i told her I wanted to drink her blood.12

Hold on, I just got a case of TTFS, talking too fast syndrome.13

My name is Elise, im a girl, Im 15 and yes, as I've explained, Im a vampire. 14

As for what I look like, with internet saftey and etc, I'll leave your imagination to that, but don't give me any spots!15

Anyway, where was I...oh yeah! Camp Vamp, joy, not.16

It was a place for teenage 'Wannabe Vamps'. They teach you how to act normal. You see, its for weirdos who THINK the're vampires, but its the best there is. I bet they'll give me the..."Most authentic killing scence" award.17

Anyway, we're about to leave for Camp Vamp, so I wont bore you on how much I waant to crush my iPod...TTYL! (That means talk to you later...just incase your a social reject...no offence!)