NevaLeak: "A Woman's Most Trusted Friend."

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Tired of feeling insecure?  Tired of feeling the necessity of running to the drugstore to get the 'Morning after pill'?  Never want to have to go through first trimester aborts again?2

Then you need NevaLeak!3

Get the perfect condoms!4

NevaLeak condoms are guaranteed to stand the strain.  Will never break under pressure.  None of those nasty little swimmers will get past its protective flesh-like surface.  These scientifically designed prophylactics will never slip and will stay in place even should the male appendage shrink.  You need never be concerned again.5

Always keep a supply handy.  Always be prepared for those unexpected romantic moments.6

Buy NevaLeak!
"A woman's most trusted friend."7

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  • Lekos Memory
    June 27

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    Lol oh man! Nasty little swimmers...XD. I think you nailed perfectly. You just might be a rich man with this product. Lol


    • Aspasia77 gold member
      June 27
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      Hi Miss Dragon!

      Thanks so much for dropping by and for reading and commenting. This was written for a contest that wanted a humorous advertisement. I thought it was better than those that won, but I didn't even place.

      I'm not rich, yet; but I do have everything I need, save a current shortage of meat girls.

      I hope you like this little piece.

      Aspasia


  • elfflower1989
    May 24

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    Lol, this might be more funny if we didn't want it in real life so badly A condom that adapts to men shrinking? Now that'd be a miracle. But then how would they get it off? It'd be like getting your penis caught in a Chinese fingertrap

    • Aspasia77 gold member
      May 25
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      Well,

      I thought it was pretty humorous, but it didn't place in the contest. Oh well, that's the way it goes, I guess.

      A Chinese penis trap seems like it might be painful.

      Aspasia


  • citcat
    May 22
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    nice work, best of luck in the contest

    • Aspasia77 gold member
      May 23
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      Howdy Citcat!

      I'm glad you felt this was nice work, but it doesn't seem that it thrilled you or made you laugh. Well, I hope I fare well in your contest.

      Aspasia


  • Lawrie gold member
    May 22

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    Heeheehee!

    If you're talking to the girl in the picture, it looks as if she's thinking "Are you sure? Run that by me one more time."

    I like this, I really do, especially the "...will never slip and will stay in place even should the male appendage shrink."

    Great name, great ad

    • Aspasia77 gold member
      May 22
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      Howdy Lawrie!

      Nice of you to drop by! Thanks for all the applause.

      So you think my spokesmodel is showing doubts? Maybe that's not the best image to portray? She shore are purdy, though!

      Aspasia

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