Beware when you enter my domain,1
take heed as a guest in my room.2
Do not fart in my presence,3
for I hold the GLUE STICK OF DOOM!4
If you import some Barking Spiders,5
and I have to smell their perfume,6
I'll close shut the tunnel from whence they came,7
for I hold the Glue Stick of Doom!8
If your gass-passing peels paint off the walls9
or burns the strings off a loom,10
I seal up the gas leak permanently11
for I hold the Glue Stick of Doom!12
You'll suffer a most horrrific death,13
as you swell up just like a balloon,14
unable to let out the tiniest poot,15
condemned by the Glue Stick of Doom!16
Then finally, you'll burst like the Hindenburg17
and blast your guts all over the room,18
you'll curse the day you blamed the dog19
for I hold the Glue Stick of Doom! 20
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funny, yet very strange
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dont worry .. this one sucks.. i was goofing off when i wrote it
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I don't seem to get it, somehow...
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Tiniest poot!!! That was so funny. I loved it and you sounded very serious. But I have no worries, women don't pass gas.
Hugs and bites, Lady Raven -
points for the laughing :-)
Can I borrow it to use on my mother? laughts This was funny and had me laughing - good note on which to begin my day. :-) Excellent rhyming. I much enjoyed this read. Blessings, J. -
OoooooKay, he sounds like he was a little out there. i know i'm a wierd puppy, but i hope i'm wrapped tighter than that.
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strange
An old school chum I cared for a few years since
His glue stick of choice nearly killed him evo or something breathed in a brown paper bag.
Gibbering drooling, anyway he survived to only years later give me two black eyes and made font page of paper after throwing his t.v three flights , the quote was " it's my tv an al'l do what I want with it .
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*snort*
damn thats funny.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......................
gonna cry lafin so hard.................................
great write
best luck in the contest.................
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I lOVE it! I could laugh and smile for hours. Thank you very much! This poem has brightened my dull day.
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you didn't say it could'nt be a poem
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Very funny!!!
but im not sure it is a short story.....sorry -
Excellent!!!
HYSTERICAL!!! I hope you win. This is so good I don't think I'll be entering. Excellent!!! -
Excellent
different and funny ..lol..lol...lol... the glue stick of doom..nice writting ..smooth flow...as the fart...lol...oh so funny -
hey this is so great this write made this vampire laught so hard I thought that I was going to die of it.
This my friend IS the best of the best!!!!!!
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uhh funny...
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