There lived two dwarfs, they were great friends. One day they decided to have some fun. So, they went into a motel and got themselves a couple of prostitutes.1
They entered in separate rooms.2
Dwarf one tired and tried but he couldn't get an erection. He felt so embarrassed.3
In the next room, screams of struggle could be heard. "ONE, TWO, THREE, HERE I COME!" and incredibly loud noises followed.4
This heightened Dwarf one's embarrassment.5
Next morning, the friends met each other.6
"Did you have fun?" Dwarf two asked.7
"Fun! It was so embarrassing, I couldn't get an erection!" Dwarf one answered.8
"You call that embarrassing, I wasn't even able to climb the bed!"9
A contest entry
- JOKES!!! by Carina.J.LR.
175 points, ended May 19, 14 entries
Honorable mention
• next story in this contest, remove from contest - Make Me Laugh, 'Til I Cry. by Schnitzel.
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Comments
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heeehe. 1. hilarryious, 2. very very smart, 3. I FRIGGIN' LOVE MIGETS, (don't know why though, maybe its just some weird random fettish
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loved this.... maybe a little (heehee little) to much!!!
Thank you and good luck, Schnitzel -
ahhh hahaha
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OMG!
hahahhahaha....... now this is what i can call my Zsh's work....hahahahha..God,while reading it i spilled my coffee on my books ....and for this big rush of laughter you sent me ,i must you .
well done hon. this is really funny job.good luck
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sorry about ur books, glad you like it.
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