Jokes

These are my two favourite jokes. (they're SSSSO random)1

1)2

Q. Why did the plane crash?3

A. Because the pilot was a toaster! 4

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool5

2)6

Two muffins were in an oven, and one muffin said to the other "Boy, it's getting hot in here"7

And the other muffin said, "EEEEK! A talking muffin!"

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  • Carina.J.LR
    May 19
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    I heard the second one before, it's als one of my favourites


  • Dead Beauty
    May 17

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    I didn't get the first one, but the second one is HILARIOUS. I was like, laughing my head off! (Okay, so I'm exaggerating but I did giggle a bit at the second joke.)