Cedric Diggory met Edward Cullen

One day, two somewhat-stupid-but-considered-hot-by-fangirls guys were walking around. They're names were Cedric Diggory and Edward Cullen.1

Some might say they look alike. Some might mistake them for twins.2

But, those who know the truth know they were played by the same actor.3

As I was saying, they were just walking along when they bumped into each other, both sent sprawling to the ground.4

They both got up at the same time, staring at each other.5

"Dude, you look like me." said Edward. "I totally think you copied me."6

"Hey, Edward." said the author. " you don't freaking think."7

"Oh, right."8

"Do you go to Hogwarts, too?" asked Cedric.9

"What the heck is Hogwarts?" screamed Edward."Is it the Volturi! Augh! you must be...evil twin me!"10

"No...I'm Cedric" said Cedric slowly. "Hogwarts is a magic school for wizards and stuff. What is a Volturi?"11

"Oh, crap. I'm not supposed to tell mortals." muttered Edward.12

"I'm not mortal. I'm a wizard."13

"Cedric." said the author,"wizards are mortals."14

"Are they? but I'm too sexy to be immortal!"15

The author sighed. These two stupid characters got on her nerves, unlike most weird fangirls, who thought they were the hottest thing ever.16

"You die in book 4 of the Harry Potter series!" the author snapped. "Of course you're mortal."17

"You mean the Cedric Diggory series." corrected Cedric.18

"Hello!" said Edward. "I'm here too! I'm a lot better than Cedric!"19

This of course pissed Cedric off, so he said,"No way! I got Cho Chang! I'm cooler!"20

Edward did not know who Cho Chang was(or know just how much of a brat she was).21

"I got Bella Swan!"22

The author decided to step in again.23

"That doesn't say much for you, my dear Eddikins," the author said.24

They looked at the author as of she had just appeared out of thin air.25

"Let's ask her!" said Cedric. "hey, lady, who's best? me or Edward?"26

The author studied them both, pretending to really think about it, before saying,"Neither. you both suck."27

The "twins" *cough* same actor*cough* looked flabbergasted.28

"WHAT?!" screamed Edward. "Everyone loves me, though!"29

"Same here!" yelped Cedric.30

"Well, I don't." said the author happily. She enjoyed seeing them freaking out. It was hysterical.31

then, Eddikins Cullen and Pretty Boy Cedric Diggory fell over and died.32

"YESSS!!!!!" said the author and she fainted from happiness.33

THE END...