mexican bungie cord joke (source: my geography teacher, Mr. B)

Two American men named Bob and Joe decided that they could make a lot of money if they open up a bungie jumping place in mexico. They got all their money togrther and bought the supplies. When everything was ready they went down to mexico. When they found a good town, they started to set up. They began to bulid the tower. As they were building it, more and more peolpe from th town came to see what they were doing. By the time they were done, they had a huge crowd of people came to watch."This is a huge crowd", Joe said,"Maybe we should do a demonstration". They got set up to do that. Joe hook himself to the bungie cord. He told Bob to catch him when he came up. He jump down. The cord pulled him back up. He had a few cuts on his arm. Bob tried to catch him ,but missed. Joe went down and up again. When he came up a second time he had a lot of bruises. Bob missed again. When Joe came up again he was REALLY beat up. This time, Bob caught him. "Are you okay", Bob asked Joe."Sure", Joe said,"but what the heck is a pinata!!"

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  • twixzster
    September 28

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    haahaha, "what the heck is a pinata?" hahahaha
    yeah, this was funny! The punchline, lmao nice one. you have a better geo teacher that mine, lucky you. Mine never smiles. I don't think he knows what a joke is.


  • XxGreeNGirLxX
    August 17
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    lolz!!! XD yays Bob and Joe!!! XD


  • Runkai
    July 25
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    FUNNY


  • Len Shadow
    July 19
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    Ha ha! I like how it makes you wonder where he's getting the ruises. Then BAM! The punchline!


  • Carina.J.LR
    May 16
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    AHHHHHH!!!!! hahahaha


    • haruhi suzumiya
      May 16
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      my teacher, Mr. B, can be very funny. it's a really fun class. one time, he told us all the gross things that happen to water in the water cycle. anything that can be evaoprated is in water ,and i mean EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!


  • haruhi suzumiya
    May 8
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    I COMMENTED MY OWN STORY !!!!! I FEEL SOOOO SPEACIAL!!!!!

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