Two mexican truck drivers were in their car. Suddenly they hit a bump in the road. 1
Driver 1: Hey, I think we just hit a chicken.2
Drver 2: How do you know?3
Driver 1: He said cluck cluck.4
They drive a few more miles and hit another bump.5
Driver 1: Hey, I think we just hit a cow.6
Driver 2: How do you know?7
Driver 1: He said moo moo.8
They drive a couple more miles and they hit yet another bump.9
Driver 1: Hey, I think we just hit a Florida man.10
Driver 2: How can you possibly tell!!?11
Driver 1: I think he said something about sunny beaches.
Author notes
The catch is that the "florida man" that got hit actually said "sons of *beeps*". My geography teacher told that to my class. I couldn't figure out what the joke meant. My friend had to tell me. Totally LOL!!!!! 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. wow. xD I woulda never figured that joke out...
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Totally LOL.
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LOL I know for sure i was one of the Mexicans in that truck. xD Good joke bro!
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i was like what?
then I got it
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HA i get it
Lol pretty awsome geog teacher if he got that -
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I thought it was funny and I caught the joke. Thanks for the laugh.
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Ohhh! Lol. I totally didn't get it until I reread the joke three times! Lol. Nice!
Angel
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Okay, I get it now! Funny stuff!
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Wait...I still don't get it...
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the guy who got run over said "son of b*****" not sunny beachs
now do u get it?
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It is funny.
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Ha, I get it.
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thanks, starcrafter!!!
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okay..so obviously i read this before, and everytime I tell some one they dont get it
but I still think its funny
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took me a while to catch on, but yeah, that was funny. >smiles<
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yeah, its a funny joke. Thank you SO much for reading it
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