A Ceiling Fan

One day when I was little, I recall to be about a year old, I was playing in the living room of my house. I was rolling on the floor, you know doing the normal baby stuff, when I suddenly felt a heaviness in my diaper. We all know what that means so there's no denying it. I continued to play in the normal baby fashion, when my father finally smelt what I had done to myself. Having the wisdom that most parents have in this situation, he decided to pick me up and smell me to make sure. 1

The living room at that time had two chairs up against a wall, and a couch which at the time was near a large window. However, this is not the piece of furniture we are focusing on at this time. We are looking upwards, towards the ceiling fan, the fan that is on the HIGH setting. When my dad picked me up to smell my butt, he lifted me too high and forgot the fan was even turned on. All he said he remembered hearing was THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP in a rapid succession. He pulled me down quickly, and all that I did was act dazed. No crying nothing. That probably explains, why I am the way that I am today.2

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Trust me guys, this actually happened. I do not lie on that one.

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  • amz my heart
    August 5, 2005
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    Been their done that...my son says I made him that way...lol thanks for sharing and know that your not the only one who has had since knocked out of him...hehe xo

  • Sarah957
    July 28, 2005
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    Congrats on the trophy!


  • Ronberge
    July 20, 2005
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    OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

    Ronberge

  • Sarah957
    July 19, 2005
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    ouch!

  • wat2do
    July 19, 2005
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    okay

    ouch that would hurt id start screaming and kicking i would hate my dad if he did that to me


  • space n out
    July 14, 2005
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    This made me smile .. and I needed that a lot. I can just picture that in my head .. lol Oh it made me giggle. Great story ..

  • Midnight Lace
    July 14, 2005
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    ROTFL...This is just too cute. I am so glad I read this right now, I have just gotten off work and was ready for a good laugh and this did it. Thank you for entering. Best wishes!
    Midnight Lace

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