I'm Sorry, but I Can't Let You View This Plot.

You thought it was over, didn't you?  You thought you were never going to hear Hope being interupted again.  Come on, admit it!!  You thought you were finally rid of Ally, Sydney, Hope, and the Sqirrels!!!!  But let me tell you something: you're not!!!  You'll never-1

Ally: GET OFF OF MY COMPUTER THOMAS MARVOLO RIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'M WRITING THIS, NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2

Voldemort: But couldn't I write a little?3

Ally: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Now get back in the story!!!!!!!!  *ahem*  Now as I was going to say before Voldemort so rudely started to write....4

Hope finally got a water baloon.  It took a while but she finally got one.  She was just about to get revenge on Ally when some one asked,"Excuse me, where is the nearest pub?"5

She spun around and got hit with one last water baloon.  Standing behind her was Jack Sparrow.  (Jack: Captain!!!  Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!!)  Sorry.  Captain Jack Sparrow.  He looked just like in the movie.6

Hope was stuck.  There was no door to slam in his face and Ally kept hitting her with water baloons.  (Hope: You said I got hit with the last!!!!!!  Ally: The last before you turned around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  MWAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!)7

"Why do you want to go to the pub?!?!?!" Ally asked.  "We have more desperate matters to think about!!!!!!!"  with that, Ally threw a water baloon at Hope landing it strait in the back of her head.8

Jack looked around,"Like what?"9

"We can't find the plot!!!!!!!!!" Hope said.  Not only was she extremely annoyed she was also begining to get tired of that line....10

At that moment the Flying Hamster of Doom started to crawl out of the trash can.  He looked really angry.  (Flying Hamster of Doom: Not just really-  Ally: *throws water baloon*)11

"I have taken all of the plots!!!!!!!!!!!!" He said menacingly. "Now you have to find them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Hope then threw her well deserved water baloon at him and he fell back into the trash can.12

This was bad.  What if the Flying Hamster of Doom really did take all of the plots?  How where they supposed to get them back?  Suppose he hid them in one of the many coconuts that fell on Hope's head?13

"SEARCH THE COCONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sydney screamed while the Flying Hamster of Doom flew away just to be hit with another water baloon.  Everyone scrambled around, trying to break open the coconuts.  Everyone except Jack, who had slunk away, mumbling.14

"If we can't open the coconuts, how could he get the plots inside?" Sydney asked a few hours later.  Ally stopped in the middle of throwing a coconut an the ground in a desperate attemp to open it.15

"Good point," she said sitting on the library step.  "Is anyone else tired?"16

"Of course," said Hope.  "We've been going at this for hours!!!!  If you want proof, we aren't writing as many exclamation-" *water baloon* "marks."17

"O.K. I'm going home," Ally replied.  She stood up and walked toward her house.18

"What about us?"19

"You guys go home too."20

"All right."  Hope and Sydney walked home.21

At home, Sydney changed and got into bed.  It took her only a few minutes to get to sleep, but when she woke up, it was like she was in a nightmare.  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!  You haven't heard the last of me!!!!!!!!!!! 22

Ally: VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  FOR THE LAST TIME, GET OFF OF MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!23

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  • Misfortune
    November 4, 2007

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    0_0?

    Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . . 0_0
    Wow.
    Uhhhh. . .
    That was. . random. =.
    Okay, I'll say more.
    It was spectaculary crazy and wonderfully random. I like squirrels and the Flying Hamster of Doom. =D
    CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow is awesome and Voldemort was a nice touch. xP
    So. . . YES! ^^!
    Now I can go drone on about ghosts. =3
    -slaps you with icon-
    GHOSTS! xD

    - Misfortune.


  • scarlettwind
    October 29, 2005
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    HHAA i love that..and tell voldemort thats not very nice...we have to hang out again haha like wen we were in the pool...BIRDS NEST!?! weres the elephant!? lol


  • Missing a petal
    August 15, 2005
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    Oh god there's a THIRD installment?? I know I said there should be a sequel but THREE?? Scary!

    Love the shouting at Voldermort to get off the page very funny.

    (Think i need to check out the second story)

    G xx

  • The Take Over
    August 10, 2005
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you Ally! You are so random!! I love it!!! SEARCH THE COCONUTS!!!!!!!!


  • Angelwithoutwings
    July 26, 2005
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    lol, ur crazy u know that?! But in a good way! Am lovin these stories so much it's exactly the sort of random humour people I know write.

  • Gingetsuryuu
    July 14, 2005
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    Funny

    Hehe, I'd love to hear the rest of the story. But they shouldn't underestimate the Hamster of Dhoom, since Hamsters of Dhoom shouldn't be underestimated. Atleast not the kind that throws coconuts.

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