But Why is the Plot Gone?

"A plan?  Since when did you have a plan?" Hope asked begining to get extremely annoyed.1

"Oh, I don't have a plan," Ally replied matter-of-factly.2

"Then why did you say you had one?!?!?!"3

"I thought it would be a good cliffhanger."  Ally looked as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.4

"You know, Ally,one of these days I'm-"5

"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Hope was interupted (yet again).  The three ran out of the library to see what was going on.  Voldemort was standing there, face red, wand raised.6

"What's wrong?" Sydney asked.7

"THE STUPID SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!" Voldemort yelled back. "THEY TOOK MY FORK!!!!!!!!!!!"  Then, turning to the squirrels he said-or rather screamed-"I'LL GET FORKY BACK IF IT'S THE LAST THNG I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"8

One of the squirrels blew a rasberry and ran up a nearby tree (named Bob ), carrying the fork.  Voldemort ran after it, yelling incoherantly, then climbed the same tree (who's name was still Bob ).  They heard lots of shouting, spells, and then a noise that sounded like many acorns hitting someone's head. 9

Voldemort fell out of Bob the Tree and cried,"ATTACK OF THE SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!  RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  He ran away as if there was no plot.10

Bob the Tree stood up (he was sitting before) and ran after Voldemort yelling,"FREE REIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with the suirrels. 11

"This still doesn't solve our plot problem," Sydney pointed out.12

"I have an idea...." Ally said, looking clever.13

"Oooohhh no, we are not having a cliffhanger yet!!!!" Hope objected.14

"It wasn't a cliffhanger!!!!!!!" Ally pouted."I seriously have an idea!!!!!"15

"What is it?" Sydney asked.16

"Well we don't have a plot, right?'17

"Get on with it!!!!!" urged Hope impatiently.18

"O.K.  Well, why don't we make our own?"19

"I have an idea too," Hope said seriously.  "Why don't we sacrifice Ally?  Then maybe all of the plots will come back!!!!!!"20

"You know, Hope, I made you up," Ally said.  "I could just as easily kill you off."21

"You-"22

Plop.  Hope was interupted again (Ally: Haha!!!!!  In your face Hope!!!!!  Fourth time!!!!!!).  A coconut had fallen on her head.23

"What the-"  Another coconut.24

"Stop-"  Another one.25

"Inter-"  And another26

"upting me!!!!!!!!"  She finally managed to say.  But no one was listening.  Sydney and Ally were trying to avoid being hit with coconuts and were very successfull.  (Hope: Hey, how come I'm the only on being hit with coconuts?!?!  Ally: Because I said so.)  Hope ran after them getting hit with coconuts every other step of the way.27

Suddenly, a flying hamster landed on Hope's head.28

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  GET IT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Hope yelled, running around in little circles.29

The flying hamster did not move.  Instead he yelled,"I am the Flying Hamster of Doom!!!!!!  I shall rain coconuts on your pititful city!!!!!!!!!!"30

Voldemort came running back, still being chased by Bob the Tree.  A squirrel (with very bad aim) hanging on one of Bob's branches, threw an acorn at Hope.  He missed entirely, and hit the Flying Hamster of Doom instead.  (Hope: You call that missing entirely?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Ally: Yes I do.)  The Flying Hamster of Doom fell off of Hope's head and fell into a nearby trash can.31

"I think this long enough," said Ally throwing a water balloon at Hope.32

"Ally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Hope yelled and started to chase her.33