Bob the Corndog

Once upon a time, there was a corndog named Bob. He was a really short corndog, and when he walked it was more of a waddle, but he was loved just the same as all the other corndog children.1

One day, Bob was waddling to school when he tripped over a rock. 2

“Hey, watch it!” yelled the rock. Bob didn’t know that the rock was talking to him; he didn’t really think rocks could talk- so he kept waddling toward the big school building. 3

“Hey, I was talking to you!” yelled the rock again. This time, the rock flew at bob, and sunk into his corndog skin. 4

“Hey! Who threw that rock at me?” asked Bob. He was aware of all the kids who didn’t like him, but they never would’ve thrown a rock at him; having a rock thrown at you was one of the biggest insults you could get. 5

“It was me!!!” screamed the rock, whose name was Jiminy Cricket. 6

“Ahhh!!!” screamed Bob. He didn’t like talking rocks, because his family had a past of seeing talking rocks, and every one of them died shortly after. 7

FLASHBACK…8

Bob’s uncle, Fred, was just learning how to use a chainsaw. He was a really cocky boy, so he wanted to show off in front of his family on the holiday for corndogs, Ketchup. Even though the Corndog tribe feared ketchup, they decided that maybe, just maybe, if they set aside a whole day to worship it, it would become more fond of it. 9

When all of the family was there, Fred decided that it was time for him to make his move. He quickly ran over to his work table, and started up his chainsaw. The whole family watched him in awe. Just as Fred started to relax, his family got bored. When Fred saw this, he knew he had to keep them interested. He decided to make up a trick.10

“Look Ma! No hands!” he screamed. Just then, the chainsaw fell off the table and hit a rock. The rock got very mad, so he ate Fred’s family.11

BACK TO THE STORY…12

Bob screamed, because he knew it was the end. But, with a stroke of luck, Bob’s life was saved, by a mysterious Raccoon. 13

“Hey you guys!!!” the Raccoon yelled as he swooped by on his skateboard. He tried to grab Bob, but he was too fat. Then, he tried to pick him up again, but he still couldn’t. The rock was getting closer, and Bob was practically crying, no, sobbing. Finally, the Raccoon found a forklift and picked up Bob. The rock was so furious that he played dead. 14

“Wicked man,” said Bob. He was really scared, but with his years of practice, he was a professional at hiding his scardy-catness. 15

“Hold on!” yelled the Raccoon, whose name was Doraldo. 16

“Now that you’ve saved my life, where are you going next?” asked Bob.17

“We’re going to Disneyland!” screamed Doraldo, but he was lying. They were really going to Wally World to get some of Wally’s ketchup. When they got there, ob had no idea what was happening. Then, Doraldo bought some ketchup and a barbeque, and then he cut Bob up and made him into a shiscabob. (Get it? shiscaBOB!!!) And that was the end of Bob. 18

RIP BOB!!!19

THE END20

P.S. When Doraldo met up with Jiminy Cricket again, let's just say that Jiminy "wished upon a star" that he would win.