Too Bad... (Power Rangers Stupidity)

Tommy laid next to Jason, all steamy and sweaty and pg-13 sexy stuff from their game of 'Mighty Morphing Power Strangers' as they liked to call it. 1

"You know, Jason," Tommy said, "it's really too bad that in ten years you'll be obese enough to kill me during sex, this is the most fun two vaguely gay/asexual guys in the nineties can have."2

Jason raised one eyebrow, all cute and sitcom-like. "It's also too bad that you tell Kim you're going to martial arts practice when you come over to be all t-rexed up in here, and by t-rexed I mean butt-pirated!"3

Tommy sighed, frowning and troubled. "Well it Is the nineties, and I Do have long hair, so obviously I have a deeply rooted feminine side just waiting for the right man to play with my Dragon daggerflute of sexiness."4

They were quiet for a while, thinking. Jason lit a smoke, smiling. 5

"What's so funny?" asked Tommy.6

"I bet Zordon gives great head." (Laugh, damn you!)7

[Story ends here, as Power Rangers cannot show male-male relations. Before you ask, yes, their zords do it too. Thank you for your time. GO GO POWER RANGERS!]