Saturday Morning's Surprise (A Slightly Off-Color Limerick)

Stretched beside me as I awoke
Was no dame, but a frog with a croak!
I sighed, “What drunken jig
Made me poke in a pig
And left me with a pig in a poke?”

Author notes

Sexual innuendo? Possibly.

If you don't know the meaning of the idiom "a pig in a poke", look it up.

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