Stretched beside me as I awoke
Was no dame, but a frog with a croak!
I sighed, “What drunken jig
Made me poke in a pig
And left me with a pig in a poke?”
Author notes
Sexual innuendo? Possibly.
If you don't know the meaning of the idiom "a pig in a poke", look it up.
A contest entry
- I desire some limericks! by Violette.
145 points, ended May 3, 14 entries
Honorable mention
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
