Rapunzel's untold story part 16:Plans with Sapphire

Rapunzel collasped on her bed when she got home. On the ride back, she explained all that happened to Kumquat. Rapunzel turned over the eggs to they would warm evenly. She could just hear Prince Sapphire now. She imagine him yelling up at her in delight. She paused, He was yelling up at her. Unless she was hearing things which after the long day she had was a distint possiblitiy. She got out of bed and walked over to the window. There was Prince Sapphire looking a fool calling up to her that same stupid line he used last time. She picked up a spare rock she had in her room and dropped it on his head. "Ow! What you do that for, Fair Maidan?" he asked rubbing his head glad he was wearing a helmet.1

"You are a moron that is why! Now climb up my hair quick I need to talk to you." Rapunzel snapped as she let down her hair. Prince Sapphire was looking more and more like an idiot to her each time. Still he listened quite obediently, much like a dog. Once up her hair he bounded into the room very eager for some reason.2

"I been waiting for you! I decided that I want you to be my wife. so I am going to rescue you!" declared Prince Sapphire with such a great sense of pride. He smiled boardly not noticing he was still standing on some of Rapunzel's hair which was everywhere.3

Rapunzel pulled her hair from under his feet making him fall on the floor. "What kind of drugs are you doing you idiot! What makes you think I want or need o be rescue? And if I did what makes you think I would want a moron like you rescueing me! And lastly you must have got some kind drug that makes you hallusicate because that is the only way I will ever be your wife." she said coldly4

Prince Sapphire sighed as he laid on the floor, his back acheing from falling. "I am not on drugs, I just like you is all. You are not like any other princess I ever meet. You are so wild and smart! And...." started Prince Sapphire not daring to get up incase she did something worse to him.5

"And so not interested in you or any other man or woman for that matter. But I do need you..." started Rapunzel only to be interupted by Prince Sapphire who jumped up eagerly. 6

"To help you though those once a month things with made love making?" he asked hopeful, but Rapunzel noted he was polite enough to ask and not assume and try to jump her bones.7

"No, get your head out of the gutter. I can handle my own horomones you goon. No, in three evenings time there is going to be a party I have to attend. You will be my escort. That means ONLY dancing, eatting dinner, and conversing. There will be no gropeing, no flirting, no pervertedness what so ever, no hitting on the girl, no slaying the beat, no slaying period, no telling them I am not a sorceress. If you break my rules You are going to lose more then just you diginaty I will lock you in a cage with a rather horny gorrilla!" she snapped at him. He stared at her in complete and utter shock.8

"I can deal with that. Not the gorrilla part, but I woul love to escort you." he said smirking9

"Then come back then. Now get out." she siad giving him some of her hair and tossing him out the window10