Cook Bacon!!!!!!
Author notes
I'm dead serious. Would you?
A contest entry
- Never Naked! by Raeyle.
200 points, ended April 26, 10 entries
Honorable mention
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
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lol
. but so true i'll never do that.
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That was short and to the point and funny...cooking bacon can be hazardous--all that oil popping and fizzling.Good writing.I read and liked your profile also.
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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I would never cook bacon naked. Gosh...think of all the places that the grease could pop!!! Congrats on your booger.
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hmm. once i cooked bacon without a shirt on. mistake.
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hahahaha... see you know what I'm sayin then.
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RE: author notes.
I can't comment on that for fear of self incrimination.
LOL Good luck in the contest
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Point taken. I am curious though, is it because someone might mistake things for other things? or because of the heat involved?
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The splattering little bits of grease on your little bits! hahaha
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hahahahahhahahhahhahahaha
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Of course I would!
Actually, I've done it before... haha...
But you don';t need to know that.
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Tooo much information!!! lol
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Bwahaha
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exactly right lololol
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Yes. Why not?
Of course, I wouldn't do it with little kiddies around, they might be scarred for life. -
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Uummm okay! Try it and let me know how it goes. hehehe
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Always little kids around. ^___^ Besides, I know how to cook bacon without having grease splattering everywhere, so no issue there.
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Please... do tell, cause I'm not that great of a cook.
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Lid on the pan. ^___^
Other than that, it really depends on how hot you have the pan and the quality of the bacon - some spit more than others. Also having long arms (like me) help a lot.
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