I've got a yellow and black snake. I call her my Queen Cobra. Strange things, them snakes. You never know where to find them. Queeny at the time was no bigger than my hand. There I saw her striped body at the bottom of my canteen on a camping trip.1
As I pulled her out my friends screamed in horror. Baby Emily kicked her feet and cried. Queeny's slick, scared little body wrapped around my wrist. I could almost feel her heart beating. You think for her being such a small snake she would eat very little. But it wasn't long before i discovered she had a bigger mouth than me. I sat watching my beautiful snake slithering around as a field rat crawled by. With in a blink of an eye, SLURP! it was gone.2
I was surprised how rapidly she had grown. But no matter how big my Queeny got I would always be her mommy. I took her to the vet to get her shots when I was shocked by the news. Queeny was a cobra. NO WAY! I stared down at her 6ft body that was wrapped around my leg. "It's impossible! No way could my precious baby be one of the most deadliest snakes in the world." While walking out of the vet's office a blond haired, blue eyed little boy ran by and hit Queeny with a rock. Before I could do any thing, GLOMP! The little boy was gone.3
A few months later I decided to go out with a new boyfriend. Well I had gotten a little drunk and didn't come home until early the next morning. Hand-in-hand with my new man we walked through the door. While flirting back and forth I heard 12ft Queeny slithering up behind him. I was so afraid she would scare him off that i made an effort to distract him. While running my hands down his chest, I saw her getting closer and closer. Before i could warn him, he leaned down and gently kissed my lips. Then MMMM SLURP!! He was gone too.4
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this is about how u should never own a cobra. no matter how much in love u fall with it. they r just as tricky as ne thing else.
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well i used to own about 6 snakes and 8 lizards until my stepdad moved out and took all of them whith him.. we used to go snake hunting. hmmm nothing like the taste of fried snake... with some rice... hmmm that good stuff. i like those albino rats with the pink eyes
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hilarious
This made me laugh out loud! I thought you were being serious until the snake started eating people lol
I couldn't keep a snake as I think they're repulsive but I don't mind rats. -
Lol.... hey, ya never know, the world might be better off without that mean little boy and that lustful boyfriend...maybe we should re-think the cobra thing.
What a cute story, it took me a minute but a little ways through the story I realized it was a humorous thing.
Good write, Shawnnessy
Dee
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Oh, my daughter, ShirRae has a corn snake. She is a tiny little thing, so quiet and gentle. But, like you, I had tow atch ShirRae feed her a little frozen mouse. Now that is too gross to think of just now. I am not sure why she felt the need to own a snake. But, when she was tiny, she came trudging in the new house with a handful of baby gartersnakes. I near to hyperventilated and rushed her back out the door. "Let them go, they need their mommy, yadda yadda. I shook the teeming mass out of little hands and they slithered off. She bawled for the rest of the day, "I was gunna be their mommmy!" Psy back methinks!
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thanks for the comment. this story hasn't been a real hit lately.
i have had writers block cuz i gotta come up with sumthang for my gma. and cant think of ne thang...
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That's Sweet... -Makes note never to date someone with a Damn Cobra- Lol. Good poem Doll.
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i liked it...idk wut to say cause im horrible at commenting
...anways it was a real good story
~ur daughter always~
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y thank you cuzy ur the first to reply. sorry if i screw upm y typing., i hurt my finger today pretty bad.
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Yikes Ms. Princess!!! You better get rid of that cobra or you'll end up a lonely old maid with a fat snake This was a great write ... it had me laughing till I cried ... snake eyes!!!
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