The blonde in the red negligee

There she was, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I have passed this way going home many times from work and never seen her before. The shop has been here for years and always still open when I pass shortly before four in the afternoon. This day must have been the one of fate for there I could see her through the window at the front of the woman's shop. She might have a friend for there beside her is a lady. She could be adjusting the clothing, making sure it fits right as a good friend would do. I look for the first opening in the median so I can turn around. I might not see this lady again and I am not going to miss this once in a lifetime chance. So there I am nervous, shaking like a leaf on a windy fall day. I walk into the store and hear the clanging of the bell on the door as I open it and as it slowly closes. I see the woman that attracted me so much, near the corner of the room. The thought enters my mind on how they could fit so many racks of clothes in a space maybe bigger than a dining room area. I walk toward her and before I get to her, a lady steps from behind one of the racks. This was the lady I had seen before that I believe was friend's to the one I was in there to meet. We talked about what I was doing in there and I let her know that I would like to take the woman in the corner out. She did not really object and with just a little unfinished business there I was on my way with the lady I believed was fate working its magic. Within fifteen minutes I was at the traffic light not to far from my house. I glazed to the right and there was my friend from childhood, in a car next to mine. I waved and took off just as the light turned green. When I pulled in to the driveway of the house I noticed it had been pretty quiet in the car, for I could hear the sound of my phone as it started ringing. It was my friend I had just seen. He asked me about the woman I had in my car and why she seem so entranced with me. She never turned her head once while I drove. He did say she was pretty and maybe the best woman I have had in the passenger side, in a long time. This lady was quiet and reserved I let him know. I got off the phone and out of the car door and ran to the passenger side to open hers. I could not wait to get her in the house for what a surprise this would be. Now I would not be cold in the winter and in the summer I would have someone to BBQ with outside. So that is when I called my neighbor over and told her I had what she had been looking for. She could not stop her excitement and she rushed over quickly. When she got to my house I was waiting at the door. She gave me a hug and asked to see the surprise. I stepped away and to her wondering eyes was the thing she always wanted. For many years she had been a clothes designer and was in need of a mannequin and she finally had it. A blond in a red negligee. It was than we kissed and the rest is history folks. Noted: ( NOT the mannequin and I)