Frantically, we kept on packing our bags... all ready for the next move... I mean, how unbeliavable is that?!?!? This is like our 100th move!!!
This time... it may be even more unbelieveable, however this time it actualy wasn't moms fault!!! I mean, I know she can't help herself by not finding the perfect man, but I think it is about time she found one. However... she needs to meet the perfect man... therefore, I guess I should help!!
There we were in our new place... mom called it home, I called it a trip, I mean, we never stay where we move ( we always end up moving again)my mom meets someone... then she falls out with them - then there we are on the move again!!!
So, I stated school, that's when I met Adam, (he's soo cute, however the best thing is...he is the most anazing drawer EVER!!! He drawed a comic!!!!) While I was at school.. like I said, I met Adam, nevertheless I also met my best friend Kelsea. Now one evening after school Kelsea took me to the most amazing, most gargantuan restaurant in Brooklyn, (oh sorry, I forgot to tell you where I moved to, well I guess you figured it out, it was to Brooklyn)that's where I met Kelsea's uncle, Ben. You may not believe this but he gave me the perfect advice,from which the perfect man would say. For example he said, " The perfect man is somone that, if they have the choice, they would rather be with her than anywhere else in the world!" Thats when I realised... the perfect man for my mom was Ben, (my best friend's uncle)!!!! From then on, I started to go over to Adam's after school, and I created an email address for 'Ben', nevertheless, one day when I was at Adam's, my mom come online and obvilosly I was pretending to be Ben, so I IM her , which I thought would make Ben seem more real. So there we were having a lovely convosation. From that day on , I sent her flowers, letters and presents all addressed from Ben!! She totally brought it !!
My mom had started her job, which was my HUGE problem, because thats where Lenny came in... he saw my mom and said," Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because with a face like that you must have, right?" OHOH... he had a 'thing ' for my mom, then next thing Iknow... he proposed to her...so I had to help....( by help I mean making her meet Ben) Nevertheless... I heard that he was goign to a wedding, so I hurried to the restauraNT AND HE WASN'T THERE,... AKSED THE BARTENDER WHERE HE WAS AND THATS WHERE I WAS TOLD HE WAS AT A WEDDING!!!!
I hurried over to the church and I burst in at the right time,just as the vicor was saying, " Is there anyone present here who has any reason why these to should not get married?" Then I shouted , "I DO!!" Everyone looked, especially Ben as he knew who he was, I explained everything to them all and the bride slapped the groom, that's when I realised that it wasn't Ben getting married, he was only catering the wedding... I felt like such a fool!! I then suddely said that i had the wrong wedding, which I burst out a that comment to whicch Ben followed me out... he asked what I was on abut and I handedhim all of the printed emails and said that my mom was waiting for him on the bridge. I figured that he wasn't going to go there because he hadn't even read the emails yet.In addition to this, I guessed that I shoud go over to the bridge and break the news to my mom...So I got to the bridge and told my mom... she didn't take it well - I already knew that she wouldn't take it that well. There we were for days and days sitting there in silence not speaking a word??!! Then a few days past and Ben saw me outside... he told me that he had read all of the e-mails and he said taht he wouldn't mind meeting my mom. In conclusion, I walked him to the shop in which my mom owned, then in he walked... my mom was amazed at this.. and so she served him.. when he asked her for dinner she said no, -(which I could totally not believe!!) However when he was just about to walk out of the door he said, " So I'll pick you up at 8?" My mom quickly replied, " Perfect!!" Then there you have it, here we are, my mom and Ben happily togeher likewise with me and Adam.The perfect ending!!!1
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