Here's a shocker- I hate Twilight. With a BURNING passion.1
Why, you may ask?
1) It's sexist, and implies in more ways than one that girls cannot do for themselves
2) It's written like a really bad(for lack of a better description) fanfiction about vampires in the modern age. As if we don't have enough of those...
3) All the characters follow a cliche
4) Two 'totally perfect' guys are in love with the main character, who can't make up her mind, even after she's married, pregnant, and dying
5) You don't actually get to see what the characters are like from anybody's perspective but Bella's until the last book, where it goes from Bella to Jacob
6) Drooling, overdefensive fangirls
7) Those girls you see walking around with Team Edward/Jacob shirts, pins, buttons bags, blah blah blah
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- Anti-Twilight by nehvaeh.
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I always hated twilight. So annoying. Geez, she's married to some guy she had one date with . DIE smeyer! She has to rely totally on this one dude, he's not even perfect.
If he were perfect, he wouldn't be such a control freak all the time! UGH. I was so team Jacob, but now I'm team Tyler's Van, all for Bella getting run over.
Heck, she commits suicide in the second book anyway. TOo bad she gets saved.
The worst for me was Breaking Dawn. REnesmee? WHat kind of name is that? It's horrid. Plus she's a mutant, genius baby. Another smart thing. Clearly, this book does not support the "can't have everything" theory.
And charlie? He doesn't care that his daughter is a vampire? How unrealistic!
And the fangirls!? They are in love with a nonexisting vampire. He's fiction, and they love him. GOOD GOD> -
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plus the fact that Edward spawned a baby...
"If the blood ain't flowin', the sperm ain't growin'."
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agreed and thanks for the entry
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agreed
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