My real parents are aliens and abandoned me when my first word was 'mommy' instead of 'Flergalnerpkin'

Maggie and Matty once again this time in Matty's room after Maggie snuck in after she got into a fight with her parents. Maggie is currently on the floor and Matty is watching her from his bed.1

"I hate them!"2

"No you don't."3

"Yes I do. I want to go back to my real parents."4

"What?"5

"They were aliens, but they abandoned me here on Earth, when my first word was 'mommy' instead of 'flergalnerpkins'"6

"And why, exactly, do you think this."7

"Because I like it."8

"You're weird, why do I hang out with you?"9

"Because even though I do have notably akward tendencies, you just can't NOT love me."10

"That's truer then you realize."11

"Shut up. You're always saying things like that and confusing me, ey."12

"Oh God, not the Canadian thing again."13

"What are you talking aboot, ey?"14

"Maggie, come on."15

"Come on, what ey?16

"Seriously this is really getting annoying."17

"Killjoy."18

"Yes, but I love you don't I and that's what's important."19

"Whatever."20

"Do you wanna stay here tonight?"21

"Eh, I already spend half my time here anyways what's one night going to hurt."22

"Alright, goodnight Maggo."23

"Goodnight Matty... ey."24

"I hate you."25

"I love you too, Matty."26