Kill the Director!!

The band played away at their instruments, blasting the sound through the speakers. the girl on bass spun around, plucking the cords on her Vintage V4MRSSB, as the tune rang out again. Lights flashed around the stage they were on as the short-blonde-haired girl played her guitar and sang backup. They were in the middle of filming their new music video for their song "Can't See It". The lead singer, her medium length blonde hair messed up from head banging, grabbed the microphone and started singing,1

"can't watch it2

can't see the wonder3

that is...." 4

Suddenly she broke into Screamo, as the bass and guitar player played a loud riff on their instruments,5

"H-N-I-C!!!!!!6

HOCKEY F*CKING NIGHT IN F*CKING CANADUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7

MONTREAL 8

MONTREAL9

MONTREAL-"10

"Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop, STOP!!!" Yelled the director, storming over to the amps and unplugging them so the music stopped, "What the HELL is all that?" The band blinked, looking at him, "You can't just go on willy-nilly like that...with your stupid little screamo!"11

"But you just heard us play yesterday," The bass player complained, "And you said we sounded fine!!"12

"no no no no no," The director said, waving his hands, "This'll never do, i was delusional when i heard you, probably drunk...who the heck are you guys anyway?" He grabbed the resume of the band off his chair and looked over it, "you're called 'The Ritardandos'...???? That'll never do.." He paced around as the band members exchanged glances with each other,13

"Hey boss," Said the guitar player, "What do you want us to do? We can't just change the song..." The director stopped for a moment and thought,14

"I've got it!" he said, "We'll give you COSTUMES!!" He got a piece of paper and scribbled out a design, showing it to the band. They winced,15

"There's no F*ucking way we're wearing that shite!" Said the singer, angrily,16

"We'd look like Kiss on crack!!" Shrieked the bass player. The director stopped, glaring at each girl individually,17

"I don't care if you'll look like KISS on crack...you'll wear these costumes, and you'll change your song..something with less Screamo...but add some more angst to it."18

"There's already angst in it," The singer retorted, but the director was already walking off, 19

"Well add more then..oh, and some romance and comedy!!" The band watched as he left, lighting his cigatette on the way out,20

"If this is a Rom-com..." the bass player mumbled,21

"...kill the director." the other two finished.22

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A couple days later, The Ritardandos new music video was released, just like they had planned. Apparently, their old director had ~mystriously~ disappeared the day after their first rehearsal.. 24