Well who's gonna bust her out?2
-Murdoc and 2D come in-3
Murdoc: We're 'er to rescue our guitarist, Russ is on break.4
2D: Yea! So give 'er back!5
Guard: An' why in bloody hell would i let 'er go? She's a danger to society!!6
Noodle: *just kinda sits there*7
Murdoc: Oh really? Well I've got some documents 'er that might say otherwise.8
2D: -chuckles- Yea so now you gotta let 'er go!9
-Murdoc hands the papers to the guard and slips a $500 check with it.-10
Guard: *looks at the money and quietly puts it in his pocket* Well...it's not reeeaallly my say. You'd have to bring it up with my boss.11
Noodle: *slips her hand through the cage door, getting the keys off the guard's belt when he's not looking; puts the keys into her back pocket*12
Murdoc notices Noodle slip the keys into her pockets and 2D winks at her.13
Murdoc: Well arlight then, we best be on our way ey Face-ache?14
2D: Yea Muds, see you around Noodle.15
They both leave.16
Ryan: That was easy....-_-17
Simian: *pops out from nowhere and stands in front of the guard*18
Guard: wot do you want? get outta here!19
Simian: *smiles and knees the guy in the croth* Taketh that why don't ye?? *Runs off*20
Guard: *falls to the ground*21
Noodle: Unlocks the door and runs off* They really should have better security in this place!! 22
Simian: Just be glad you got out and keep running for the exit!! 23
Ryan: -I follow them and I run from the guards.-24
Murdoc and 2D pull the Geep up to the entrance and wait for the 3 of us.25
Murdoc: EY! Get in! Before the guards come back!26
2D: Hurry Noodle! Don't let 'im get ye!27
Noodle: *jumps into the car*28
Simian: *clumsily trips and grabs onto the back as the Geep goes off, holding on tightly* 'ey lookit me guys xD29
Noodle: *Watches Simian like she's a psychopath; looks back and sees 2 police cars after them* Drive Murdoc!30
Ryan: -I jumped in right before Murdoc started the Geep.-31
Murdoc: 'Ang on! -He drives even faster going well over 100 mph.-32
2D: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THis is fun 'ey? -2d is flailing his arms up in the air.33
Ryan: I don't think "fun" is the word for it bud. '-_-34
Noodle: Um...guys, duck!! NOW!35
Police: *fire a few warning shots at the geep*36
Simian: *Pulls herself into the back of the geep and finds a crowbar laying on the floor; picks it up and throws it at one of the police cars*37
Ryan: BLOODY 'ell! -Ducks down-38
Murdoc: If they damage this jeep they are gonnna pay for it! -He goes even faster.-39
2D: -Watches Simian throw the crowbar and slams into the window of one of the police cars- Yahoo! Nice shot!40
Ryan: That might tick them off.... -_- -Stays down-41
Police: *Call for back up and fire more shots*42
Noodle: *Dodges the shots and climbs into the passenger seat, ripping open the glove department and working with some wires*43
Simian: Wot are ya doin', Noodle?? *feels a bullet fly past the top of her head
*44Noodle: I'm trying to make the Geep go faster!! *Attaches 2 wires and the Geep shoots off, creating a mini-schock wave*45
Murdoc: What in the name of sweet SAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -The Geep jus shoots of creating a mini shockwave.-46
Ryan: WOAH!!!!! -I hang on for dear life-47
2D: Ey guys! This reminds me of one of our songs! 19/2000! 'er goes!48
2D *singing*: The world is spinning too fast, I'm buying lead Nike shoes, to keep myself teathered to the days I try to lose. My mama said to slow down you should make your shoes Stop dancing to the music of Gorillaz in a happy mood.49
Noodle: 2D this is not time for singing!!50
Police cars: *Blow up from the shocwave and send chunks of metal flying*51
Simian: Well..it is kinda like 19-2000!! *gets hit in the head, knocked unconscious*52
Ryan: *Whew* I think we should sing too! After all it looks like we lost them!53
Ryan *Singing*: There's a monkey in the jungle, watching a vapor trail, caught up in the conflict, between his brain and his tail.54
2D *Singing*: And If time is elimination, then we got nothing to lose, please repeeat the message, it's the music that we choose.55
Murdoc: -Ignores them and keeps driving.-56
Noodle: *looks at the unconscious Simian and shrugs* Get the cooool~, get the cool shoeshine~57
Ruan and 2D *Singing*: They do the bop.....They do the bop...58
Murdoc: -Activates the missles and chuckles evilly and shoots them randomly into the air-59
Simian: *wakes up and looks around* Wotzup wit alldat sining' an',,,rubbish...??60
Ryan: 'Ey! I thought you were dead!61
2D: ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!! Don't eat me pwease!62
Murdoc: Oh for the love of Sweet Satan SHUT UP!63
Ryan and 2D: '0_064
Simian: I ain't a zombie dullard!! But you're gonna be one if you don't stop SINGING!! DX65
Noodle: Please everyone! *waves arms* Stop fighting, stop fighting...Murdoc watch out for that tree!! 66
Ryan and 2D: -Cower in fear of Simian-67
Murdoc: -Laughing so much he doesn't notice the tree- 'Oy! -The Geep smashes into the tree.-68
Ryan and 2D: -Fly out the windshield and both of them hit the tree face-first-69
Simian: Falls back, out of the back of the Geep, landing on her back*70
Noodle: *rumbles out the side and looks around* Wait a minute guys...where ARE we?? 71
Ryan: -I get my head out of the tree and look around at all of the trees and I see a pterodactyl- 'ey guys, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore.72
2D: This isn't good mates....-Gets scared and hides in the jeep-73
Murdoc: Great, so where in the Bloody 'ell are we?!?!?!74
Simian: Noodle...the 'ell'd you do, girl?75
Noodle: Um...well, maybe...the Shock-wave...threw us back in time?76
Simian: *Runs around* Whoo-hoo! I always loved dinosaurs!! 77
Ryan: -Hears a Dinosaur roar and I get scared- Do you love the ones that can eat ye love?78
2D: TYRANOSAURAS! I'm really scared now guys, can we go home?79
Murdoc: -Works on fixing the jeep- Shut up face-ache!80
Simian: YAAAAAAYYYYYy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spins around* I wonder if there are any Parasauralophus' here??! They're mah faves! 81
Noodle: *rummages through the back of the Geep, trying to find something to protect them with* Murdoc! Did you take my flame-thrower out??82
Murdoc: -Keeps trying to fix the jeep and falls in- AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! -Gets burned- Nope, I used it ot help fuel the Geep, I thought it worked perfectly heh heh.83
Ryan: -Looks in the back with Noodle- 'Ey guy! I found somethin! -Pulls out a rocket launcher- Will dis work?84
2D: -Grabs a tiny stick for a weapon- I'm invincible!85
Noodle: A rocket launcher, that's good!! Muds,just keep working on the geep, and be more careful.86
Simian: *looks at 2D with the "WTF" look; pulls her back-pack out from the back seat and takes out her axe.* I'm readdy, but i really don't wanna hurt the pretty dinosaurs... -3-87
Ryan: YAY! I'm usefull! -Dances around-88
Murdoc: -mumbling to himself about "being carefull"- Just find some food or somethin ey!?89
2D: -Looks in Simian's bag and pulls out a sword and he looks at his stick, then at the sword, then he decides to keep them both- THESE ARE MY FRIENDS!!!! ^_^90
Simian: Your...friends??
_o:91Noodle: Alright Murdoc...we'll find food...but if you even TRY to leave without us-*grabs Murdoc's neck and shakes him back and forth* I'll KILL YOU!!92
Ryan: -Stops dancing and grabs his knife from his boot- 2D come on we're gonna go find food!93
2D: -Looks at Simian with those dents in his head that he calls eyes- Yea my friends This one is Charlie -He points to the stick- and this one is Betty -Points to the sword-94
Murdoc: -Gets shaken around by Noodle- Fine fine! Just hurry up already! -Gets back inside the Geep and tries to fix it-95
Noodle: *reluctantly goes off with the rest of the group*96
Simian: Maybe i can find a cool Dinosaur and make it my pet!! 97
Noolde: Simi, is somethin' wrong?98
Simian: Iunno..i dun think so..but-oh yea! Face-ache, i ate all yer headache pills this mornin'! And everything got all weeiirrdd...i think someone told me i was "high" or somefink..wotev.99
Ryan: -Follows everyone and puts his arm around Simian's shoulder- well odds are you took so many of them, that your whole world turned upside down love.100
2D: You took all me headache pills?!?! 0_0'101
Murdoc: -throws the last headache pills out of the geep- heh heh heh -Gets back to fixing the geep-102
Simian: yea...and my 'ead still feels kinda weird. Sucks to be you face-ache, looks like you're not gonna have any more headache pills 'till be get back to Kong.103
Noodle: *face-palm*104
Ryan: Sorry 2D. Hey look! -I point to a tree with fruits on it.105
2D: -Starts to feel his head hurt but notices the fruit- FOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!! oohhhh....-Stumbles a bit-106
Murdoc: -Keeps fixing the Geep and he grabs a bottle of beer he stored in the Geep- heh can't go anywhere without 'dis. -Takes a huge drink-107
Simian: Ah sweet, food!! *runs over to the tree and attempts to climb up, but can't reach it* D'you think they're safe?108
Ryan: We need to test them for poison....-Looks at 2D-109
2D: Wot? Wot are you looking at me for? -Backs away-110
Simian: I say 2D should eat them!111
Noodle: ...112
Ryan: Don't worry, we'll only make you eat a little bit of it. 113
2D: Wait a minute!114
Ryan: -throws a knife up and cuts on of the fruits off of the tree, then he catches the knife and shoves a peice of fruit into 2D's mouth and 2D swallows it- How do you feel?115
2D: -Chews- THey taste like grapes guys! 116
Simian: grapes.....?117
Noodle: Well it sounds ok, i like grapes ^^118
Ryan: Grapes are awesome! Thanks 2D -Hands a grape to 2D, Simian, and Noodle and keeps one for Murdoc- Does Muds like grapes?119
2D: MFMFMFMFMFMFMMM -Tries to talk with his mouth full-120
Ryan: 'Ey! Swallow first dullard! Now what did you say?121
2D: -Swallows the grape- I said, Muds loves grapes! ^_^122
Ryan: Ok, next time, just try to eat your food then talk. -_-123
Simian: Eats a couple of the grapes and notices something in the tree above; watches it jump down* Oh no!124
Noodle: Wot?125
Simian: That little thing that jusmped down from the tree...it's a Compsignathus!! They're meat eaters...and they usually travel in-*watches more run out from behinf the tree*- groups...126
Ryan: 0_0 -Watches them jump down and gets his rocket launcher ready- run for the Geep! -Fires a rocket at the little dinosaurs, then I grab Simian and I start running for the Geep-127
2D: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! -Starts running with Noodle-128
Murdoc: -Finishes fixing the Geep- whew, now I just gotta wait for those dullards to get back.129
Simian: *being pulled by Ryan: MUUUUUUUDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! START THE GEEP!!130
Noodle: Sees the swarm of little dinos run faster, biting at her ankles* OW!! 'ey, 'ey get off!! *kicks it off, sending it flying into the rest of the pack*131
Murdoc: 'Oy! What in the name of.......sweet....oh bugger.... -Starts the Geep as fast as he can-132
Ryan: -Gets in the back seat with Simian- *huff* *huff*133
2D: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! -Slices one of the little dinosaurs in half with his sword and bonks one on the head with his stick. Then he puts Noodle in the front seat and he gets in the back- DRIVE MUDS DRIVE!134
Murdoc: 'EY! Noodle switch the wires again! AND HURRY! -Watches the dinosaurs get closer as he starts driving the Geep away from them-135
Simian: Watches the little dinosaur get sliced* NO!! MURDERER!! *points at 2D angrily*136
Noodle: Um...right...red to the blue..and yellow to the...GREEN!! *hangs on tightly as the geep blasts off once again*137
Simian: 'ey...why is it that every time this happens...we're getting chased by something...?? 138
2D: -Cries as Simian calls him a murderer- I..I didn't mean to I was just so scared! 139
Murdoc: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Screams as the Geep blasts off.-140
Ryan: -Looks at Simian- Maybe we're just lucky love! After all we are the Gorillaz! -Hangs on for dear life-141
Simian: Yea, yea, alright....Noodle, where are we going?142
Noodle: I, i-dunno! Murdoc do you know?143
Murdoc: -Looks at a small computer on the Geep and then he hits the breaks and they stop in front of Kong and grins at Noodle- TA-DA!!!!!!!!!!144
Ryan: We're HOME!!!!!!! -Gets out and kisses the ground.-145
2D: -gets out and falls on the ground face first- Thank the Lord!146
Murdoc: And you thought I didn't know where I was goin haha!147
Simian: KONG!!! YAY!!148
Noodle: Glad we're back, i still need to feed Shaun his nutrients ^^149
Simian: 'ey 2D, i guess you can get your pills now.150
2D: -Gets up and runs into Kong as fast as he can and shoves about 3 pills into his mouth-151
Ryan: 0_0 I didn't know he could run that fast...152
Murdoc: -Gets out and goes into his winnebago to sleep- Dullards153
THE END!!
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