The Brave, The Bold and The Sceptically Depressed

{~Before I start this story, I would like to get a few things across.
1) I have no idea what will happen. I'm just as clueless as you.
2) It probably won't be very good, and I will definelty slip up on spelling, punctuation and grammer. I mean to do it. Honest.
3) If, for some reason, you don't get it, tough. It makes sense to me. And that is ALL that matters.
and finally....
4) SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY! (...about £12...)
So now that's out of the way it's time to duel/play a children's card game! (*has been watching to much YuGiOh Abridged*)1

So now we can get started on our superspecialawesome adventure. And here are our heroes! All are new, fresh, previously unheard of (for a good reason) talent-
The Hero- Paul McGood
The Anti-Villain- Lary Fack
The Real, HardCore Villain- Bord Balumet
The Heroine- Treesa Green
The Plucky Girl That Pretends To Hate The Hero But Secretly Fancies Hime But She Actually Ends Up With The Villain- Lye Ing
The SideKick- Kobin Turk
The Traitor- Sneaky Begger
The Horse- Mr Fluffy2

*With a guest appearances by Homer Simpson (Possibly.) and the Darlek Lord.*
(Due to a budget cut back and the fact that they don't exist, here are a list of the people who won't be appearing: The Pink Panther, Harry Potter, Naruto, Seto Kaiba, Fred and George Wealsley, Edward Cullen James Bond, Voldermort, Austin Powers, The Doctor, Fang, Maximum Ride, Lorcan Le Fay and George Bush. The last one may exist, but I seriously doubt it. It's like Labour- how can anything that stupid illogically exist?)3

NOTE TO READERS: THE CHARACTERS DO EXIST. THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE IF YOU SPAM THIS STORY. BORD BALUMET HAS PAINT BALLOONS, EGGS AND TOILET ROLL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!4

Now that you and the characters have kinda met (you know their names and what they are. So stop moaning. And I didn't spoil it when I introduced Lye Ing- it really is obvious. Read her diary one day.) It is time to start, so let's shut it people! The movies about to start5

......
I said SHUT IT!!!!! AND STOP THROWING THAT POPCORN AT ME!~}6

A couple of immature idiots scream in that stupid high pitched scream as the lights dim. It fits their IQ, don't you think? Unless your the type of person who does those damn screams. For you, here's that sentence translated to suit your understanding: YOU=*bunny*.7

I'm so nice, aren't I? And, heck! we haven't even started the film that I'm narrating for you. Because you definetly can't understand what's happening from the GIANT pictures and the DEAFENING sounds.8

Anyway- the film has started.
It tells you: "If you're hungry, there's still time to go to the foyer and buy some delicious popcorn!". (Really. Pity that it takes a bite out of your money to make it so 'delicious'.)
That black screen that serves no purpose apart from to inform people of WHAT THEY ALREADY KNOW.
Yes, we know it's rated R (for Random) and it's called: The Brave, The Bold and The Sceptically Depressed. (In the third row, a man blushes furiously and starts to barge out. I press a button and the doors click shut. Hehe, you aren't going anywhere, fool!)