Shake-A-Snake Thriller

Oh the leaves were falling red, brown and gold. The autumn
festival was just about to begin....reminder: this is the gathering of men, women both raunchy & bold.
This evening we have a contest for the men only!
Welcome to the Fall Fantasy where men behold their jewels
as precious treats for the females...Now they will be judged
by these three old hens...1


This the "Shake-A-Snake Thriller" allow me to introduce
our very special judges.......
Judge number 1. Ms. LaBooty Galore
Judge number 2. Ms. Shylena Reamsgood
Judge number 3. Ms. Coco Creams-nutts2


they will be looking for lenght, girt, smooth, rough and ready snakes...One eyed monsters, tripods, and knee bangers..
Comparing who can get into tight spots easier and the hardest.
The lady MC for this contest is our own Ms. Fuckennutter..3


He back away and she steps up to the mike...
"Are you ready fellows.."YES!" then take your places...4


The 10 men stepped up took their places and shucked down
dropping pants, BVD's, FOL's, amd store brands....then began to shake their snakes.
In 3 minutes the ladies had picked the finalist...and the top four are going on to round number 2.5


Men when I point to you state your name and skills...6

#1. "Hello Ho's I am called Quick Dick Sam
my snake shakes and it rams. You'll be moaning, and groaning
crying for me to stop; but there's no way when I'm on top.
(cause am fast shaking that ass)"7


#2. "Smiling now cause pussy was not a joke...Will Jackoff
roared out ladies my snake loves to be choked. I hump, bump and grind with this one eye...I pull out and cum on your thigh. (Just don't snap me off...you know the name is Jackoff)"8


#3. "I'm Petey Packs-a-lot well here it is...about ten inches of dynamite blowing up bellies. I have fathered 14 1/2 kids. Now I have a python that get super big. He loves to get wet, he's a wild snob....and he does not stop until he's ruled the job." (Pete packs it; while Will jacks it)you should see his knob!9


#4. Removing his robe his anaconda wore a slipper, cause Tearjerker Mace was a tripod...long, thick girth, this man was super hung...You should hear the song most of ladies sung.
"They call me the Slinger cause am dead ringer...if your showing me a hole my pet becomes bold...He's swells with ridges, yet gentle is his curve...that will make you scream and cum as he finds your secret nerve." (G-Spot Sweetness)10

Songs the gals sung:11

"Slinging it to the right
morning, noon, night
without failing, walls scaling
begging Tripod for more
step into his double door
We can make big boy smile
after we've humped in style!"12


Tearjerker stepped away....and the MC asked for the results of the votes....13

First they must give us the reasons and number of votes...
La Booty, Shylena and Coco smiled all looking at Tripod.14


(Peter Packs-A-Lot was called away. One of his women is in labor so he's now disquailified)15

Remaining Reamers:16

Quick Dick Sam....didn't give a damm
51 votes 17

Old Will Jackoff...humped gals in the loft
63 votes18

Sweet Tripod Mace... his name changed in grace
209 votes19

"and our KING!"20


"Those are the votes making Tearjerker"Tripod" Mace the
winner and our newly crown King of the Fall Fantasy!21

clapping, whistles and cheers! Speech, speech the women cried out to hear his lustful southern voice....22


"Okay..Ladies Women, Gals, and Ho's I love you all
I just like to say: Blind, cripple lame or crazy
I will please you all from 18 to 80...so ladies line up
and kiss the true king.....TRIPOD23

Part 2
May 30, 2009 24

Now all the old gals in town plotted to drive sweet Mace wild as a
jack rabbit...They came up with ideas to make him blow his wad, cry out "this is enough." 25

Idea #1
Belongs to Ms. Honey Fuckennutter..she want to watch him sleep with three chicks...while she feathered his big balls.26

Idea #2
Was the joyful sounds of Ms. LaBooty Galore she wanted to ride him on horseback naked as a jay bird..with him in her back door.27

Idea #3
Ms. Shylena Reamsgood always lived up to her name...she put in a claim...I'll stand his hair on end when in the shot-gun postion I bend.28

Idea #4
Wiggling like a serpent, quivering in a sweat Ms. Coco Creams-nutts
sighed "girls am all wet....
I have a idea why don't we all choke his chicken...cause it big enough for all four of us to give him a licken..."29

So the ladies plan & schemed up one hell of a dream...This was by invitation only; a party for
hot heated horny gals. Dress in nightwear, silks,thongs or nothing at all. 30

The Invitation:
Come ladies cum all...we are hosting a special party for Tripod Mace....the winner gets to sit on his handsome manly face. Be prepared for an orgy! You may tackle him alone or in pairs...Threesome are invited also. Time will start at sundown on Friday night June 5th..until he cums and screams no more...so it might take a few days....LMAO am ready!31

P.S. wear a mask until he's limp as a old rag!32

It was June 4th and all the clothes lines hung heavy with thongs, silk see-thru gowns. Women were airing out there leathers....whips and all!33

Its 12 midnight and the music played soft, slow...a blues song about how she could lite his fire...so the saga now begins with a nice strong drink of Maces choice. He relaxed and reclined.
In walked Honey with three of her friends...Mace rose to their expectations with a sexy grin;
with his crotch throbbing Honey pulled off his draws..out fell tripod with a bob & a nod.
Her friends backed off, saying he's much to big..that man will have us all dancing a jig.
But Honey knew a trick so she blew that huge dick! Had him moaning, groaning grabbing her head closer to his wonderful prick.34

Well thats 4 down and about 13 to go....35

Next came LaBooty bouncing into the door wearing her sheer gown she dropped to the floor. Spread open wide come on big boy. Let me have all of the long stiff toy. She had 5 gals with her
naked as jay-birds playing with their twats to enhance her chance of winning. Old Mace stared grinning...Slipping in deep drawing his ass back, he pulled all of the rest into the sack.
When Mace was done old Tripod had once again won.36

Now thats 10 down and 6 more to go.....37

Shylena was in no form or fashion shy...Shy strolled into the room with cream on her thigh....she had been working on her erotic trap
so on her waist her dildo she strapped. Reamsgood is my handle....she spell out with hot wax dripping from a red candle.
The four girls with her were bending in unbelievable positions, as
Shylena planned on driving Tripod crazy while he watched the female orgy....but to no avail....cause he screwed each chick with long stiff dick. Shylena tried to mount him from the rear..."Wait now baby thats one thing I fear." so he flipped her over his shoulder and ripped off her purple prick..and gave a taste of some real man dick.38

Now thats 5 down and 1 more to go.....39

Coco Cream-nutts lived up to name..after her magic Tripod will not be the same. She pulled him into her arms...wet heated kisses working like charm. Her tongue of desire; set his balls on fire.
She ripped off her own clothes; rubbed her thong under his nose.
The aroma was driving him bonkers...as his lips wrapped around her knockers. With his hands full ass...he loved her sass...not one minute was wasted. She unzipped his fly and it shot in her eye..."hold on big fellow as I strip and get mellow." Shy removed her bra, slip out her heels....put his hand on her pussy and cooed; "how does this feel?" Tripod was ready for this last challenge hard as pure steel...He had been unside-down, on his side, laying on top...but this sex show could not stop.
"Stand up woman I have a unique gift for you" Tripod Mace bent her
over like a shot gun spreading her twat...easing it in her super wet slot. She began to wiggle and tighten calling silently for him to cum....milking his member was all he could take...when all of tiny soldiers busted thru the gate....
"I'm going to be a baby" the first sperm called.....then he realized he was in the wrong hall. "Turn around boys its a blow job" but it was far to late Tripod Mace was proud of his fate. 40

He laid down in the middle of all the ladies...knowing they were waiting to kiss their King!41

Part 3
June 20, 200942

Well as the sun rose the cock sung out a happy tune..."arise all you whores, sluts and hot bitches."
It was time to bathe on the morning after a night filled with love, lust and pleasure.
Some of the gals poked around, not wanting to be first to shower or bathe...they were hangin around trying to figure who was going to shower with Tripod Mace. It's known he knew how to bathe a woman. 43

Words from his woman Lady E.44

First he lather his hands, and cover her pre-wet body, molding her breast and pulling the nipples ever so gentle..until they harden like diamonds. Then his hand travel to the hips, and back to the valley where the promised land open it's gates.
One finger cleaning extremely well the passage of serenity.
While he directed her to rub his velvet smooth cock; he rinsed her body and began to use his gifts of manly steel....his salacious tongue worked her thighs, her tits and even her hole on it's a hard tongue...long and ready. Her head throwed back moaning, calling his name...water still running cool heated but by the warmth of their souls. Before leaving he backed her against the wall and tripod snaked his way inside her pussy. This was the most unique bath with water cascading over two very sensual beings. 45

"so you want to know how I know? It's a blessing that I share him
with whom ever he picks"....Just about 5 minutes later he leaned over and touched Lady E! "It's time to bathe with me baby" he spoke. 46

Lady E. smiled, stood...striped off her silk robe...her hugh breast softly bouncing, her hips swivel with the rhythm of carribean music playing...her long dark locks fell over her shoulders and teased her perfectly rounded ass. "Excuse me ladies
Tripod has made his choice." as a smiling Lady E..strolled to their over size tub. They both slipped in and he pulled her on top of his meaty manhood. As she spread wide and took every inch of him he moaned. "Nobody does it like YOU!" 47

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