Setting: A kitchen1
Characters: 2
Apple - the logical one3
Orange - the dumb one4
Grapefruit - the lazy one5
Cherry - the pretty one6
Pear - the too optimistic one7
Watermelon - the evil one8
Nectarine, Tangerine, Clementine and Kumquat - Orange's kids9
The fruits are in the bowl.10
Orange: Yet another fine day in the bathroom!11
Cherry: Yes, it's great, but we're in the kitchen.12
Pear: Well who cares where we are? I love all you so much!13
Apple: Okay then. 14
Pear: It's such a wonderful day!15
NTCK: Yes, Uncle Pear!16
Grapefruit: I just want to get out of this bowl! Apple is squished in my side and I can feel a leak!17
Cherry: Try all you want, but the humans have made sure nobody gets out. Remember what happened to Mango?18
Everybody: May he rest in peace.19
Pear: I love everybody!20
Watermelon: Shut up Pear.21
Apple: So I wonder who's gonna get eaten first?22
Everybody else: DON'T SAY THAT!23
Pear: It's so nice today!24
Watermelon: Pear. SHUT UP.25
Orange: I find that being here with Papaya is quite delightful, actually.26
NTCK: Daddy, who's Papaya?27
Orange: Why, the fruit who just said that it's so nice today!28
Grapefruit: You doof. His name is Pear.29
Orange: Oh.30
Cherry: Where are the humans? 31
Apple: Probably sleeping.32
Pear: I love everything about the kitchen!33
Everybody: Pear, SHUT UP!34
Pear: You guys are so nice!35
Orange: Watermelon, what are you doing?36
Watermelon: Just... there! Ahh, a fine kitchen knife. Now Pear, I'll chop you up if you have one more comment.37
Pear: Oh, what a nice thing to say!38
Cherry: Thanks, Watermelon. I was getting tired of that. No more Pear!39
Grapefruit: Can anybody reach the remote? I want to watch the Food Channel.40
Orange: There's no TV in the room.41
Apple: Yeah there is. Right there.42
Orange: Aunt Hilda is not a TV!43
NTCK: Who's Aunt Hilda?44
Orange: Sons, Aunt Hilda is a rocking horse.45
Cherry: What?46
Grapefruit: THERE IS NO ROCKING HORSE!47
Orange: Don't say that about Aunt Hilda!48
Watermelon: I'm getting tired of this.49
Apple: Aaaaaand, he's gone too. Wow, who knew Watermelon was a serial killer... cereal killer... fruit killer.50
Cherry: Yeah, thanks Watermelon.51
NTCK: DAD!52
Grapefruit: Okay, that was a bit abrupt. They're just kids, you know.53
Watermelon: Yeah, annoying kids! Anyone else have a comment?54
Apple: Why yes I do. You see, in the statistics of the... AAAAAAHHHH!55
Cherry: Apple! Nooooooo!56
Watermelon: Sorry, sister. Goodbye.57
Grapefruit: Nice job, duuuuude! 58
Watermelon: Ya, totally off the hook! Now we can watch some real-quality tv! Food Channel!59
Grapefruit: Righteous, man! Now Apple's not in my side! Life is goooooood!60
So that ended weirdly. That morning the humans came to find a pear, an orange, a nectarine, a tangerine, a clementine, a kumquat, an apple, and a cherry lying on the ground, shredded. In the bowl were a grapefruit and a watermelon with a knife and a remote.61
The television was on the Food Channel.62
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Comments
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That was awesome. Funny and I can't believe watermelon did that!! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. So great. Hope you do well in the contest!!
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This was so awesome! Great idea!
Oh, gosh, that watermelon has issues XD!
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Um, sorry, but I'd specified I shouldn't have commented on your story before...or had I?
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This was hillarious. High props. I find it so random that I was eating watermelon as I ate this, and to add to the random my mom is watching Food Network....no comment on that part. This was supe hillarious. 'Cereal killer'
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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Umm... I really liked it, but as I posted before, it is really off-topic in my contest. I understand it's the Food Channel, but I really don't think it counts as fan fiction. Massage me if you want me to remove you from the contest so you can enter again. Include what the title of your entry was if you decide to.
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Haha that was really funny. Thanks for the smile, amusing the reader is not an easy thing to do, but you managed quite well
. I really liked the ending; it was hilarious! Great job with this!
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um yeah, no but you didnt follow what I wanted, one of hte options wasnt written nothing in authors notes, try again if you want
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It's a bit hard to remember who was the logical one and the dumb one and the smart one. The kids were Typical Teenager Type Two. (Lol) It was totally random, and a bit funny. But you didn't update your A/N and you haven't even quoted your option number.
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This was so funny! If it was in my contest, it would be first place! (well, probably not because it would be really off topic in my contest) but it was really funny!
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....Nope. Sorry. As a radio play, it might rattle someone's cage. Otherwise it lacks a storyline, dialogue that doesn't make my toes curl, or much by way of horror or humour (the sort you laugh at). Still, thanks for entering. You seem to have had some warm comments from others, so maybe I'm just a miserable bastard. Person. Sorry.beginning: 1.
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OMG
so funny!!! thx 4 using a random topic!!! i also loved how u explained the charctrers, cuz i would have never gotten y the orange was so stupid!!! THANKS FOR ENTERING
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