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I hate superheroes. I just hate them. They're pathetic. (Pulls a face) They fly around in their own little world, fighting off these stupid villains. And I mean stupid. How hard could it be to kill Batman, come on. (To the audience) Knife, heart, THE END! Thats all thats too it. Dont get me started on Wonder Woman, and Superman. Oh, I cant even begin to explain Superman. And whats even worse are these even sillier (Pull a face of disgust) 'Teen' heroes. Robin, The Boy wonder? HE SHOOTS THESE LITTLE BIRDARANGS? Please! Dont forget the rest of the team. Raven, a half demon child? Do I even need to say it? Cyborg, who's half robot, now thats just getting stupid-er. Starfire, Starfire, what kind of name is that? Oh no, and theres the green one. I mean, green? Yeah, right. (Raise eyebrow) Beast boy, he's as dumb as lampost. A talking lampost. Whats up with Spiderman, I mean... Spiderman. Thats like... birdman. Yeah, birdman. (Move's around stage, spreads out hands, like a neon light.) Birdman, he can fly... like a bird. (Says in an over dramatic voice.) They make me laugh. Its just pathetic. Really. Come on. How many of you actually like Spiderman? The name is just really, stupid! Its a waste of time. A big waste. 2
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I do really like Superheroes, apart from Spiderman. He sucks.
Rae xx
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This was for a School Drama thingy, that I'm doing.
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