McChickner: Teh Pirate Chicken

McChickner: Teh Pirate Plunger Headed Chicken 1

Well there once was a green chicken with a rubber plunger on his head. He thought he was a pirate and called himself McChickner. He had a girlfriend, a bunny. Her name was Lady Bun Bun, and she was a bit snobby. She was purple, by the way. So, Lady Bun Bun was getting tired of life on a "Pirate Ship". For McChickner was not a pirate at all. And as for being a fake pirate, he sucked. Instead of stealing things, he'd take from the people then say, "I hope you don't mind." Now, he looked so incredibly silly that the people didn't really care. A green chicken with a plunger on his head was walking around ASKING people if they minded that he took a bag of bird seed or a pail of water every once in a while. So they laughed at him and just nodded, letting him walk away with the "goods". Now, Lady Bun Bun was not in love with McChickner as he thought she was. He loved her with all of his little chicken heart, mind you. 2

So one day she hopped up to him and said, with a bag at her fuzzy feet, "I'm leaving you. I want a man with power! A man with money and jewels and everything sparkly!" And with that, she left. McChickner had tears in his eyes, and since he was, as previously said, not a good pirate, he wept. For months after this happening, McChickner was severly depressed. He only "stole" when he had to, just to survive. But he wasn't doing so well. He was very skinny and looked even more green that he should. 3

One day, some time after this event, McChickner was walking along a road in some foreign chicken coop country. Well, what did he see. In Captain Fluffs, McChickners rival, cage, Lady Bun Bun was nibbling on fresh picked carrots! Well, as soon as McChickner saw Lady Bun Bun in Captain Fluffs cage, which was huge and full of goodies might I add, for he was a REAL pirate, he became extremely heartbroken. Of course McChickner knew that Lady Bun Bun would find a new love, or a new person to take money from, but he never thought he'd have to see it. Well. Instead of crying, for the chicken was now over his love for Lady Bun Bun, McChickner ran to Lady Bun Bun, begging her to come back to him, only to save her from Capitain Fluff. His plan was to, after saving her, set her free to love, or steal from, other rich pirates. Captain Fluff saw McChickner as a threat and would not stand for this and he hopped out of his cage, landing right in front of McChickner. 4

"Now see here you dirty ol' twerp." Captain Fluff had horrible breath, for he never brushed his little buck teeth. 5

For the first time in his life, McChickner swung his little chicken leg at someone, this someone being Captain Fluff. He simply tripped him over, self defense of course. Captain Fluff was knocked flat on his bum, his bunny tail becoming dirty. Lady Bun Bun was watching from inside the cage. Captain Fluff had a bit of an ego problem. He was sure that now hes reputation and pride were both broken. The bunny jumped up, and dusted himself off, embaressed. Then, McChickner stared him in his beady little eyes and said, with the plunger firmly on his head, "Get away from my Bun Bun!" A look of fear crossed the Prideful Bunnys face, and he scampered away, never to return again. Of course Captain Fluff was the bully of the farm, so the rest of the farm animals and even Captain Fluffs friends were relieved that he was gone. McChickner got all of Captain Fluffs riches. Of course, this attracted Lady Bun Bun back to McChickner, but instead of taking her in, knowing she'd leave him when his "good looks" and wealth faded, he picked out a sweet, little blue hen. They got married and had little turquoise colored chicks. Together, they were all the silliest looking Chicken Pirates in the whole Chicken Coop Country. And also, might I add, the worst chicken pirates in history. As for Lady Bun Bun, she searched for years, looking for true love. She finally found it and settled down, becoming a sweet mother of seven. They all lived happily ever after, even though everyone made fun of the McChickner family for being such polite pirates. 6

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