Criss-Cross County Fair

Well it was not so long ago in the land called Criss-Cross
where people spoke with mixed words to the rest of the world.1

It was time for the annual county fair...where all the ladies showed off the skills, making dishes to make watery mouth men hungry for more...Our judges are Mr. Tearjerker Mace, Mr. Will Jackoff and Mr. Seemore Booty they will taste all the dishes...and check to see how the other men are holding up!2

Ding! ding! ding! "ladies take your places...."3

Standing beside her world famous cum-twat pie we have our very on Hooter Queen from Hooterville....4

"tell us what is in your pie Ms. Hardnips"5

Blushing now she spoke softly..." Well I only had one cum-twat so I had to fill it with cream...poke in a banana and mix it all up. The smell was awesome so I added a touch of honey just to make it sweet for the eater. I sure hope you boys enjoy it."6

"Now we come to dish number 2 what have we here?" 7

"well as all you guys know I am Ms. Ring-A-Dong-Dry so I created a new dish that I call: Mango & Melon Ball-Tarts. I had to first find two large mangos full of juice, and a old guy with a melon ball. So down at the famers market I played with the melon balls then squeezed all my mango juice over them....I got the famer to taste it and he lick it all up so fast I screamed in delight. Baked it in my oven for 15 minutes and here I am with a well loved treat."8

This is a really busy day and I have only one more lady to interview out of 12 wonderful lip licking dishes so far.9

So fellows allow me to introduce last years Princess of the
Criss-Cross County Fair...10

Applause, whistles, and cheers ring out...11

Our own Ms. Cockstucker here to share her new dish with all you hungry men.
Rising to the ocassion like a true winner she smiles then opens her mouth licking her lips....Hello big Peter, Mace, Jackoff and Seemore 12

I have a very special dish for you this year....You see I was over at big Peter's farm and he let me taste his cream; so I saved a lil' before the rest spilled on my dress...Then Mace you gave me your large eggs to whip and I whipped them real good...Seemore told me where to fined the honey in a cum-twat and I left Jackoff watching me cook. I took two fingers of cream, mixed in the cum-twat added Mace's eggs. Mace mixed it for me a little while; because Jackoff started taking picture so I had to show him my cum-twat to keep him from spilling his beans & seeds all over the floor. My dish is called the Hot-Swap Pie."13

Well Peter was in a tizzy now just as all the other men & judges...when they remembered what a Cockstrucker could
do to their parts. There was men quivering , moaning, and grabbing at her pie. 14

Well old Sally Cockstrucker just laid back, and gave them a taste of what was yet to cum...15

Well Seemore Booty & Will Jackoff were ready to deliver the results...so they got the attention of most of the men.
Time for judging! Question was: Which dish would be-cumming in number 1? 16

It didn't take long as the men tasted, licked their lips of all the cum-twat cream. It was a hard thing they had to handle. Stiff & forward going in and out each dish, sweating and panting as they departed.17

Cockstrucker was in the lead as she licked the other gals. Hardnips just bounced on by in a hurry. But Ring-A-Dong-Dry hung a right jab to the jaw and the fight was over as she and Jackoff were rolling in the clover.18

The judges all stroked on but couldn't stand it anymore. Clearly Ring-A-Dong-Dry was the winner with on hot swap after another. 19

"This years blue ribbon goes to Ms. Ring-A-Dong-Dry...congrats to all you gals."20

...maybe next year cause Tearjerker never let up after Cockstrucker saw his pet anaconda doing flip-flops in his jeans and all the men were ready for another contest...21


(Coming soon the Shake-a-Snake contest)22

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