The Second Class in Hell

Hello there punks. My name is Mike Tyson and I’ll be learning you English during your life here in Hell.1

Now that I have your retention, I'd like you to focus it on the fact that "I'm going to kick your butt, I'm going to eat your children, PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!!"2

First lesson is how to diaphragm a sentence. Take this one.3

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."4

It's all about the equator of me.  I love English so much that I be rhyming all the way to the bank.  "Don't believe me, look in the cash register."5

On to the next lesson.  We have all gotten here in Bolivian, because we was wrong in life.  Like that guy once called me a “rapist and a recluse, I AIN'T NO RECLUSE!!!!”6

Settle down class. You all be screaming like my wife.7

Let’s get on wit dis.8

Before we get too much into English I'd like to tell you about one of me heroes9

“I really dig Hannibal.  Hannibal had real guts.  He rode elephants into cartilage.  He conquered most of the earth north of the equation”10

I'm gonna use a big word now and I want you alls to tell me what it means.  “Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious.”11

Did you see the big word there?  It’s “but” You know, the one I'm gonna pound on in the ring when I make you my girlfriend.12

Let's talk about hate and how the media hates to hate me.  See how I use hate in a sentence like that?  Let's all try it.  Used these words13

Pugnacious14

Prison15

Humiliatered16

Allah17

That's good, thanks you class.18

Stay in your seats bitches as the next lesson will be beginning shortlier.19