Tright Nubbles (Spoonerisms)

It all started nast light in the rath boom, when I had to cake a trap and shake a tower. After caking a trap, - which was smerry velly - I shot in the gower. I observed all the little crooks and nannies on the wall...oh, and that reminds me of yenny mears ago, with that crook who certainly had no nanny: So Jay Impson. Before they found him got nilty, he was running around as if he were on a child goose race. As coon as they sought him, he was troot on pile. Fun-ortunately, he had a really joopid story, who found him got nilty.1

Anyway, rack to the bath boom. So, I was shtanding in the sour, when saul of a udden, the water became hay woo tot. So where I thuz, nut bake-ed, dwetting like a sog. After werning the daughter town, sigh eyed. Kinaley fumfortable, I winished foshing sy-melf.2

I got out, put on my shite-nert and my wonder-air, and tushed my breeth. I almost gagged on the pooth-taste, which wasn't ferry vunny. I swood've corn I heard my lom maffing, though. Whoa el. (I wadd a herd with her later.)3

I fropped stetting after that for I was tay too wired. Sometimes I guess, thad bings happen, and there's nothing do can you about it. So I say..............4

Shuff tit!! 5

Translation: 6

It all started last night in the bathroom, when I had to take a crap and take a shower. After taking a crap - which was very smelly - I got in the shower. I observed all the little nooks and crannies on the wall...oh, and that reminds me of many years ago, with that crook who certainly had no nanny: O.J. Simpson. Before they found him not guilty, he was running around as if he were on a wild goose chase. As soon as they caught him, he was put on trial. Unfortunately, he had a really stupid jury, who found him not guilty.7

Anyway, back to the bathroom. So, I was standing in the shower, when all of a sudden, the water became way too hot. So there I was, butt naked, sweating like a dog. After turning the water down, I sighed. Finally comfortable, I finished washing myself.8

I got out, put on my night shirt and underwear, and brushed my teeth. I almost gagged on the toothpaste, which wasn't very funny. I could've sworn I heard my mom laughing, though. Oh well. (I had a word with her later.)9

I stopped fretting after that for I was way too tired. Sometimes I guess, bad things happen, and there's nothing you can do about it. So I say............10

Tough shit!!