OMG...Twilight Beach orgy

Edward, Bella and all the other douche cart vampires from Twilight ARE on a beach having gay butt sex orgies with the neutered werewolves. Then Cthulhu emerges from the waves and devours each and every one of them because they are a waste of character imagery. 1

He the then defecates the remains on Stephenie Meyers and she chokes to death on the shit she created.2

The end.

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  • Dreaming.of.reality
    March 20
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    ha! so funny!


  • Rorshach gold member
    March 20
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    Better story than Twilight

    and very funny


  • Tiger-Lily
    March 19

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    OMG, you rule. XD Lmaoo, love the beautiful, scenic ending. XDDD Stephen King would so agree with you. Nicely done, but watch out for hate mail from the Twitards. ^_^

    - HT


  • Rune Morose
    March 19
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    HAY THIS WAS RULLY GUD DU U LYKE TUIELEET?/?!1?1?


    • Devolution
      March 19
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      I never noticed before now how easy it is to turn "Twilight" into "Toilet".

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