Princess Loser

Once apon a time, in Rome there was a princess called Princess Loser. Now, Princess Loser was locked in a tower by her loser parents because she was acting like a regular teenager. 1

So, Princess Loser was stuck in that tower for five days. She was bored because there was no computer to get on and talk to her friends on facebook. 2

There was no way out of this tower, no elevator or stairs. Its a wonder how she got up there in the first place. She could call her friends either because her cell phone was out of money, too many texts. 3

So, Princess Loser spent her days looking out the large window at her Loser Kingdom. Or, it was supposed to be hers. How was she supposed to find a handsome Prince to marry if she was locked up in this tower?4

On the other side of the Loser Forest was the handsome Prince Awesome. He had traveled many miles to get to Loser Kingdom, but little did he know that Princess Loser's parents wouldnt allow anyone to visit Princess Loser. The weird thing about Prince Awesome was that he was dressed completely in pink. Back in his kingdom, everything was pink. "For pink!" He screamed, beginning his journey through the Loser Forest.5

He rode without sleep through the Loser Forest, falling off his horse many times because the monkeys were throwing bananas at him. He would curse and jump back on his horse and began riding again. 6

It was three days before Prince Awesome was able to make it through the forest without the monkeys knowing. He rode in the morning sun into Loser Kingdom. The knights protecting the kingdom had been drunk the night before, so no problem there. 7

Also coming into Loser Kingdom was Prince MegaLoser of MegaLoser Kingdom. He had rode a pig all the way to Loser Kingdom just to ask Princess Loser for her hand in marriage. 8

The two Princes rode through the sleeping town until they ran into each other. Prince Awesome jumped off his horse and walked over to Prince MegaLoser and scoffed, "What are you-u doing here, MegaLoser? I thought my parents destroyed your Kingdom already!" 9

"Dont be so snooty booty, Awesome." Prince MegaLoser said, getting off his pig and looking at Prince Awesome. "Why are you even here?" 10

"Im here to ask Princess Loser to marry me!" Prince Awesome exclaimed, holding his shiny sword in the air. 11

"Not if I get there first!" Prince MegaLoser yelled, jumping on his pig and riding towards the tower. He pulled out his spatula, just in case if Prince Awesome got any ideas, he needed to defend himself!12

Little did these prince know, a dragon called "The Great Alex" was guarding the tower. He was fat, ugly, and pink. He ate anyone that came near the tower, except for the Loser King and Queen. 13

As Prince MegaLoser and Prince Awesome came closer, The Great Alex woke and began breathing fire over them. He warned them to turn around or they shall pay the price with their lives. 14

Inside, Princess Loser was awoken to the sound of The Great Alex hollaring. She stubbled to the window and looked down, seeing them both she laughed. "Losers!" She called. 15

Meanwhile, up in the Fairy Hangout, the spazziest fairy of all- Alekade was awoken at the sound of little girls screaming. She flew over to the edge of the cloud and laughed, seeing the two Princes. The cold wind in the clouds whipped through her red hair.16

She popped down into the tower with Princess Loser and tapped her on the shoulder. "Oh Princess Loser!" She giggled. 17

Princess Loser turned around and squealed. "Why are you here?" She asked, hands on hips. 18

Alekade was offened by the tone of Princess Loser's voice and kicked her in the shine. "Be quiet, sir!" 19

Princess Loser bounced around the room, crying in pain. "No seriously... Why are you here?" She asked, bouncing up and down. 20

"Im here to help you decided who you want for your Prince!" Alekade announce happily. She bonded towards the window and looking over, giggling like a mad woman. 21

Princess Loser followed her over to the window and watch the two Princes fight The Great Alex and each other. "I want Prince Awesome because he's hot." She stated. 22

"Are you sure, Princess? Prince Awesome maybe be H-O-T hot, but he has no brains or personality." Alekade said, shrugging. "But Prince MegaLoser may be ugly, but he has brains and personality." 23

Princess Loser sighed, "Well, who would you pick?" 24

"Neither, Id pick that hunk of a dragon." Alekade winked. 25

Princess Loser rolled her eyes and thought about it. "What if I change my mind, Alekade? Can you give me the other Prince?" She asked. 26

"Im not God!" Alekade exclaimed. 27

"Sorry..." Princess Loser sighed. "I guess I pick Prince MegaLoser then." 28

"Good choice, Princess." Alekade whispered and waved her wand. "Lapay Tudu Comocasi!" She called. 29

The Great Alex stopped fighting the Princes and allowed Prince MegaLoser to enter the tower. "How do I get up?" He called up. 30

Princess Loser called down, "Figure it out!" 31

Prince MegaLoser grabbed ahold of the stones and climbed towards the top of the tower and fell in through the window. He rolled across the floor and hit her mirror, which came down and crashed down on top of him and shattered. "Well, thats seven years of bad luck." He whinned. Princess Loser smiled and helped Prince MegaLoser up. 32

Alekade laughed again, calling the two over to watch Prince Awesome die by dragon. They walked over to the window and watched as Prince Awesome was burned to a crisp and then sat on by The Great Alex. 33

Alekade laughed like a mad woman once again and started dancing around the room. "Get to it!" She squealed.34

Prince MegaLoser nodded and knelt to the ground and asked Princess Loser to marry him. Princess Loser said yes. 35

Alekade flew out of the tower and down to The Great Alex and she sat on his head, humming a tune. "How are you today, Alex?" She asked between hums. 36

"Im fine..." The Great Alex and Alekade were quiet for a long while. Then, out of no where The Great Alex asked Alekade to marry him. 37

Alekade said yes. 38

They all lived happy lives, until Prince Awesome came back from the grave and killed him all. 39

THE END